According to the musings of the oracle, CNBC, fresh antagonism unveiled itself through a newly-formed faction of Republicans who scoffed at “last-minute changes,” clearly the attempts to appease previous holdouts sounded more like a fairy tale than a coherent negotiation. It’s as if they were plotting a delightful play, only for the actors to forget their lines! 🧐
In the ever-vibrant, ever-competitive realm of AI, Meta isn’t just joining the race; it’s sprinting, and not just a jog, but full throttle! While the competition tightens its grip on AI spending, Zuckerberg seems to have decided that what others build, Meta shall tower above. His recent proclamation of investing *hundreds of billions* into AI superclusters has the tech world buzzing in ways that only an extravagant amount of cash can.
Bitcoin Hyper, the latest shiny toy in Bitcoin’s toy box, is strutting around as a Layer-2 upgrade. It’s not just looking good either; it’s here to tackle the awkward issues that have clung to the Bitcoin ecosystem like a stubborn bad smell—think slow transaction speeds and scalability blues.
During his keynote speech, Wood discussed how PoP will be launched through Polkadot’s own Individuality system, which includes DIM1 (Proof of Individuality) and DIM2 (Proof of Verified Individuality). Although the exact launch date remains undisclosed, Wood assured that PoP’s debut will be backed by a treasury proposal worth $3 million.
They used to be the big shots in restaking, and now? Now they’re trying to invent themselves as these fancy decentralized bankers. I mean, what’s next? Ether.fi delivers crypto pizza? 🍕
According to CoinMarketCap—I mean, who are we kidding, right?—the trading volume is at $519.18 million. That’s hogging more attention than the new coffee shop on the corner. All of this circled around Ethereum like a moth to a flame after it decided to breach the $3,000 mark. Just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder!
For months now, SHIB has been trying to rummage its way through a relentless downtrend, like a squirrel searching for nuts during winter—frustrating, but somehow endearing. Currently trading at about $0.00001441, it’s nudging the door of a narrow trading range which has gotten quite cozy over the past weeks. It’s broken through the 50-day and 100-day EMAs, leaving a trail of modest victories in its wake.
the federal government has been merrily liquidating its Bitcoin holdings, which would be worth a cool $3.4 billion in today’s market 🤑.
According to a well-respected, or at least well-read, Bloomberg article (the financial gossip column for the financially inclined), Bilal bin Saqib—the head honcho of the Crypto Council and a special assistant to the Prime Minister (what a title, eh?)—decided it was high time to have a chinwag with El Salvador’s very own president, Nayib Bukele. This little rendezvous, which took place in the exotic land of South America (where the coffee is good and the air is humid), was all about sharing knowledge on the madcap venture known as cryptocurrency. 🍵
Adding a dash of drama to the unfolding saga, Justin Sun, the ever-ambitious entrepreneur, has pledged to purchase a staggering $100 million worth of TRUMP. To date, he has managed to acquire around $26.4 million, with the lion’s share coming directly from the Trump team. Sleptsov, with the wisdom of a seasoned observer, anticipates that the remainder of the purchase will likely come from over-the-counter deals with early unlock recipients. 🤑