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As if that weren’t enough, the market cap took a nosedive, shrinking 24% to a paltry $1.34 trillion. Institutional investors, ever the pioneers of wisdom, added insult to injury with $2.9 billion in ETF outflows and dwindling trade volumes. It’s like watching a slow-motion car crash, but with more spreadsheets.

So, the chaps at BNP Paribas Asset Management, a European outfit with a penchant for fancy titles, have decided to dabble in the world of blockchain. They’ve issued tokenized shares of a French money market fund on the Ethereum network, of all places. Quite the leap from the stuffy old boardrooms of Paris, what?

In a masterclass of corporate accountability, Charles Wang and his band of crusaders have sued Grubhub for, gasp, not being transparent about fees. Imagine! Between 2019 and 2026 (yes, they’re still sorting out the past), Grubhub allegedly tricked you into paying for a “service fee” while also charging you to breathe near their app.

It is no secret that Kiyosaki’s words, like the winds of March, are fickle and unpredictable. His recent assertions, though bold, have not escaped the scrutiny of the vigilant masses. Some have labeled them as inconsistent, others as outright falsehoods. Yet, he persists, undeterred by the cacophony of criticism.

On Friday, Polymarket confirmed it purchased Dome, a Y Combinator-backed startup focused on unified API infrastructure for prediction markets. Financial terms were not disclosed-a coy omission, one suspects, to avoid alerting the IRS to the company’s gilded ambitions. The strategic intent? To build rails for developers so smooth, they’ll forget their socks are off.

Pray, observe the curious predicament of Ethereum, which finds itself at a most precarious juncture following a most unseemly retreat from its recent heights. The daily chart, a canvas of financial whimsy, now displays a tightening structure that promises a decisive move, though whether it shall be a graceful ascent or a lamentable descent remains the subject of much speculation. Market participants, ever the eager gossips, are watching with bated breath as derivatives data and on-chain metrics offer as much clarity as a foggy morning in Bath.