Hyperliquid’s tokenized futures hit $1.2B as traders bet on oil, stocks

Ah, the sweet scent of speculation in the air, dear reader! Hyperliquid, that quaint little decentralized exchange, has stirred up quite the pot. Their permissionless platform, where anyone and their cousin can create perpetual futures tied to any asset, has never been more in vogue. Perhaps it’s the new “it” market of our times.

Bitcoin’s Bullish Boast: A Satire of Digital Alchemy

With 909,000 followers on X (formerly Twitter), Capo has presumably spent his days sipping espresso and charting the ebb and flow of BTC’s price, which currently hovers around $69,000, having briefly flirted with $73,000 like a suitor at a charity gala. His thesis? That bears are being “trapped,” a term we interpret as a polite way of saying they’re being eaten by the market’s insatiable appetite for chaos.

Ethereum’s New Staking Scheme: Sleek, Simple, and Slightly Sinister?

Our intrepid co-founder, Vitalik, recently took to X to declare that the Ethereum Foundation is staking 72,000 ETH via DVT-lite-a technology so user-friendly, it’s practically a child’s game. “Choose your computers, craft a config file, and voilà! Automation!” he exclaimed, as if conjuring a rabbit from a hat.

Tornado Cash Saga: DOJ’s Second Spin at the Legal Laundry

In a letter dated March 9, the DOJ asked Judge Katherine Polk Failla to set a retrial date for early October. Why? Because apparently, the first jury’s deadlock was just a minor hiccup in their grand plan to prove that Storm was up to no good. Never mind the Trump administration’s policy of ending “regulation by prosecution”-somebody forgot to send the memo to the prosecutors, it seems.

STX PREDICTION. STX cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency Stacks ranks 98 place by market capitalization. The price of STX has decreased by 80.42% from the maximum value on 1 April 2024. Today the price for 1 STX is 0.253 USD. Yesterday the rate was 0.252 USD for 1 Stacks. STX/USD traded in the range of 0.2530.254. The difference compared to the previous day was 0.40%.

NEXO PREDICTION. NEXO cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency NEXO ranks 97 place by market capitalization. The price of NEXO has decreased by 66.65% from the maximum value on 12 May 2021. Today the price for 1 NEXO is 0.884 USD. Yesterday the rate was 0.879 USD for 1 NEXO. NEXO/USD traded in the range of 0.8820.886. The difference compared to the previous day was 0.57%.

TIA PREDICTION. TIA cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency Celestia ranks 96 place by market capitalization. The price of TIA has decreased by 91.22% from the maximum value on 10 February 2024. Today the price for 1 TIA is 0.325 USD. Yesterday the rate was 0.313 USD for 1 Celestia. TIA/USD traded in the range of 0.3220.325. The difference compared to the previous day was 3.83%.

CRV PREDICTION. CRV cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency Curve DAO ranks 94 place by market capitalization. The price of CRV has decreased by 93.58% from the maximum value on 14 August 2020. Today the price for 1 CRV is 0.2423 USD. Yesterday the rate was 0.2337 USD for 1 Curve DAO. CRV/USD traded in the range of 0.24180.2423. The difference compared to the previous day was 3.68%.

OP PREDICTION. OP cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency Optimism ranks 92 place by market capitalization. The price of OP has decreased by 83.47% from the maximum value on 6 March 2024. Today the price for 1 OP is 0.119 USD. Yesterday the rate was 0.116 USD for 1 Optimism. OP/USD traded in the range of 0.1180.119. The difference compared to the previous day was 2.59%.

INJ PREDICTION. INJ cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency Injective ranks 91 place by market capitalization. The price of INJ has decreased by 72.31% from the maximum value on 14 March 2024. Today the price for 1 INJ is 2.90 USD. Yesterday the rate was 2.81 USD for 1 Injective. INJ/USD traded in the range of 2.902.91. The difference compared to the previous day was 3.20%.