Trump, Crypto, and Sheikhs: Congress Probes the Galactic Mess of World Liberty Financial
In a move that’s about as surprising as finding a towel in a Douglas Adams novel, US House Democrats have launched a formal probe into World Liberty Financial. According to The Wall Street Journal (yes, the same folks who brought you the thrilling saga of stock market fluctuations), the inquiry is focused on a reported $500 million investment. Lawmakers are clutching their pearls over fears of foreign influence and possible conflicts. The investigation kicked off in early February 2026, just in time to distract us from the impending doom of [insert latest global crisis here].







