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Citigroup (C), in its infinite wisdom, plans to launch institutional bitcoin custody later this year, which is apparently part of an even grander scheme to integrate this “wild” digital asset into its very “traditional” banking structure.

Corallo didn’t hold back in his latest post: “And the Bitcoin fudsters keep trying to claim no one is working on PQC in Bitcoin…” Ah yes, the fudsters-always there, pretending things are simpler than they really are. Meanwhile, Blockstream is rolling out something called OP_SHRINCSVERIFY, and no, it’s not a fancy name for your next crypto fortune. It’s actually an important technical development that could mean big things for Bitcoin’s post-quantum future. And Blockstream’s pitch? “Jonas Nick is going to talk about it at OPNEXT 2026.” Yeah, that’s not vague at all.

Oh, and in case you think this is a solo effort, think again. The event isn’t just a one-off shout-out to Jonas Nick’s cool new tech. No, no. The whole program is brimming with post-quantum goodness. Alex Pruden of Project 11 will be talking about “Quantum Bitcoin” (is this a joke or are we serious here?), and there’s even a “Quantum/Investor Fireside” featuring Robert Mitchnick from BlackRock and David Duong from Coinbase. So yeah, maybe post-quantum stuff isn’t such a fringe idea after all.

JPMorgan, that grand arbiter of financial whimsy, has once again decided to quantify hope-a task as futile as measuring the height of a fog. The bank opines that crypto markets may experience a “meaningful lift” in the second half of 2026, provided the U.S. Congress manages to pass the Clarity Act by midyear. Alas, sentiment remains as sour as a lemon left in the sun, and nothing has changed to suggest otherwise.

U.S. Attorney Jeanine Ferris Pirro, along with some very serious federal law enforcement folks, has announced that the Scam Center Strike Force has successfully frozen and snatched up a whopping $580 million in cryptocurrency. The ill-gotten gains came from Chinese criminal groups running scams all over Southeast Asia. These criminal masterminds were tricking unsuspecting Americans online.

Liquid staking, that modern parlor trick of crypto, allows users to deposit their SOL and receive JitoSOL in return-a token so cleverly named it might have been coined by a bard drunk on optimism. These JitoSOL tokens, one might trade them on exchanges, all while the original SOL continues to generate rewards like a clockwork squirrel in a wheel. One need not run validators or manage chains; simply hand over your coins and trust that the system, like a bridge over a crocodile pit, will hold.

Ripple’s about to change the way builders get their hands on some sweet, sweet cash on the XRP Ledger. Forget the old one-channel funding setup-this is a whole new ball game! Multiple organizations, community votes, and venture partners are now taking their turn on the funding merry-go-round.

Let’s talk about the daily chart-because who doesn’t love looking at charts all day? The bounce from $62K looked pretty clean, as clean as a well-polished apple on a teacher’s desk. It absorbed all that frantic selling pressure, the kind of pressure that only a bear market can create. But now, as Bitcoin reaches this mid-line, it’s starting to look a bit shy. The market’s not exactly charging forward like a bull on a caffeine rush-it’s hesitating. And history’s not exactly giving it a warm welcome either. That mid-line has rejected Bitcoin over and over again. Until we see a daily close above it, we’re stuck in limbo. A place where “bullish” is a word we whisper, but can’t quite say out loud.