🚀 Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Tate’s 84th Liquidation & Anti-CZ Whale’s $70M Oopsie! 😱

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So, the universe decided to have a bit of a laugh at the expense of the cryptocurrency market, and boy, did it deliver! 🌪️ With a whopping $2 billion worth of liquidations in the past 24 hours, it’s like the entire crypto world tripped over a banana peel and face-planted into a pile of zeros and ones. 🤖

Leading the charge in this comedy of errors is none other than Andrew Tate, the man who apparently believes that Hyperliquid is some sort of arcade game where the goal is to get liquidated as many times as possible. 🎮 Today, he achieved his 84th liquidation, a feat so impressive it deserves its own medal-perhaps a bronze banana peel? 🏅

Andrew Tate(@Cobratate) opened another long on $BTC today – and got liquidated again in just an hour. ⏳ He has now been liquidated 84 times in total on Hyperliquid. Is he collecting them? 🏆

– Lookonchain (@lookonchain) November 21, 2025

Meanwhile, the so-called ‘Anti-CZ Whale’-a name that sounds like a rejected Bond villain-decided to go full contrarian, betting against Binance’s Changpeng Zhao. 🦈 For a brief, shining moment, this whale was swimming in nearly $100 million in profits. But then the market said, “Hold my beer,” and whoosh-70% of those profits vanished faster than a towel at a public pool. 🌊

This Anti-CZ Whale just got liquidated in the market crash! 🌋 He was once a legend with nearly $100M in profit – now his profits have dropped to $30.4M. Moral of the story? Don’t mess with the market. Or CZ. Or both. 🤷‍♂️

– Lookonchain (@lookonchain) November 21, 2025

And let’s not forget Machi Big Brother, the futures trader who’s doubling down on long positions like they’re going out of style. Currently, he’s down over $20 million, but hey, who’s counting? (The market is. The market is definitely counting.) 💸

According to CoinGlass, the total value of wrecked positions has hit nearly $2 billion, with over 400,000 traders left wondering where it all went wrong. The single-largest wiped-out position? A cool $36.78 million on Hyperliquid. Ouch. 😬

Longs, as usual, took the brunt of it, with $1.82 billion in liquidations. Bitcoin led the charge, plummeting from $92,000 to $82,000 in what felt like the time it takes to say, “HODL.” Altcoins weren’t spared either, with ETH, XRP, SOL, DOGE, ADA, HYPE, and LINK posting losses of up to 15%. Hyperliquid’s native token? Let’s just say it’s having a bad day. 🪦

The entire market cap has shed nearly $300 billion, now sitting at a mere $2.930 trillion. But hey, at least it’s not zero, right? Right? 🌍

So, what’s the lesson here? Probably something about not putting all your bitcoins in one blockchain. Or maybe just don’t be Andrew Tate. Either way, grab your popcorn and enjoy the show-the crypto circus is in town, and it’s bringing the chaos. 🎪

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2025-11-21 13:34