Oh, joy. Another “widely followed” crypto analyst—because the world definitely needed more of those—has decreed that a Dogecoin wannabe might, might, just explode. 🎆 (Or implode. Who knows?)
Enter Bluntz, the pseudonymous trader with 325,400 followers on X (because Twitter wasn’t chaotic enough). He’s waving around Elliott Wave theory like it’s a magic wand, predicting that Floki (FLOKI), the meme coin that probably smells like wet dog, is forming a “bullish triangle.” 🐕🔺
“Five days of sideways for Floki here. I reckon next leg up is pretty close now that its had time to chill for a bit.” Translation: “I stared at a chart for five minutes and now I’m Nostradamus.”
According to Bluntz’s crystal ball (or, you know, lines on a screen), Floki could hit a whopping $0.0001600. 🤑 Or, you know, zero. Current price? A thrilling $0.0001412. Down. Because of course it is.
But wait! There’s more! Bitcoin (BTC) might—might—hit $125,000 after an “ABC correction” to $115,000. Because Elliott Wave theory says so, and who are we to argue with squiggly lines? 📉➡️📈
“BTC looking like an early week sweep of $116,000 is on the cards before it can start pushing higher later in the week. Expecting any early week weakness to get bid back up around Tuesday or so.” Or, in human terms: “It’ll go up. Or down. Probably.”
Bitcoin’s current price? $119,105. Up. Marginally. Because nothing says “financial revolution” like a 0.2% daily gain. 🎢
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2025-07-22 23:02