🚀 Doge Dad Jokes About Crypto Crash: “Kermit Knew Better!” 😂

Oh, the glorious world of crypto! 🌪️ Where fortunes rise faster than a Mel Brooks punchline and crash harder than a banana peel under a clown’s foot! 🍌 Billy Markus, the Doge Daddy himself (aka Shibetoshi Nakamoto, the crypto court jester 👑), has chimed in on the latest market madness. With his 2.2 million followers hanging on his every sarcastic word, he’s dropped a truth bomb wrapped in a GIF of Kermit the Frog taking a nosedive. 🦸‍♂️💥

Billy Markus: Crypto’s Kermit-in-Chief 🦸‍♂️🐸

Markus, channeling his inner Mel Brooks, used a GIF of Kermit plummeting from a rooftop to perfectly capture crypto’s 2025 price trends. “Crypto when nearing ATHs in 2025,” he quipped. 😏 Because, let’s face it, every time crypto tries to hit a new high, it faceplants like a clown at a ballet recital. 🩰💨

The Doge Maestro’s post is a hilarious jab at the crypto circus 🎪-investors hyping up bull runs only to watch their dreams (and portfolios) crash and burn. 🚀🔥 “ATH? More like ‘Oh, the humanity!’” Markus seems to say, reminding everyone that crypto is less ‘moon’ and more ‘boomerang.’ 🌕🔁

crypto when nearing ATHs in 2025

– Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k) August 18, 2025

Markus, the sage of sarcasm, is basically saying: “Buckle up, buttercups! 🧈 Volatility is crypto’s middle name!” Because every time an asset tries to climb, it slips on a banana peel of greed and fear. 🍌😱 His message? Expect the unexpected, unless you enjoy emotional whiplash. 🤪

But hey, let’s not forget the investors! 😢 One poor soul, “Alpha Doge,” chimed in, “Crypto, why you always hurt me?” 🥺 Apparently, the market’s nose-dive near ATHs has him feeling like a piñata at a kid’s party. 🎉🪓

Crypto: The Rollercoaster That Never Ends 🎢💸

Markus’s message is clear: Crypto is like a Mel Brooks movie-wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises. 🍿 Take Ethereum (ETH), for example. It almost hit its ATH of $4,891.70, but then-plot twist!-it crashed to $4,260.93. 🤑💨 “Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades,” as they say. 🏇💣

So, what’s the takeaway? Crypto is a volatile beast, and predictions are about as reliable as a weather forecast in a tornado. 🌪️ Markus’s humor is a reminder: Don’t get too comfy, and always keep a sense of humor-or a Kermit GIF-handy. 🐸😂

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2025-08-18 15:16