🚀Bitcoin to $150K? Old Man McClurg Says HODL Yer Horses!😂

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Well now, pilgrim, if ye set store by the say-so of one Steven McClurg-a gent who trades under the high-soundin’ name of Canary Capital-then that rambunctious critter they call Bitcoin is fixin’ to kick up another twenty-odd percent before somebody slams the gate on the rodeo next year. He figures the pesky coin will gallop clean up to one-hundred-and-forty-or-fifty thousand simoleons afore it turns around and bites ever’body in the pocketbook.

Last I looked, the price was loafin’ along at $117,867-a figure so plump it already has bankers checkin’ their suspenders and retail investors sniffin’ moon-dust.

McClurg says the commotion ain’t nothin’ but ETF money sloshin’ around like bourbon at a church picnic. Sovereign wealth boys, Treasury fellers, and insurance grandees are all buyin’ in like their suspenders caught fire. “That’s the whole blame engine,” he swears-though he admits the boiler might run cooler once them Treasurers have had their fill.

Now don’t get too giddy. While he’s cheerin’ for a short-term sugar-rush, the man’s got one eye on the national ledgers, where debts are stacked higher than a riverboat on stilts. Student loans is defaultin’ worse’n 2009, credit cards squealin’, mortgages groanin’-the whole country singin’ tenor in the key of “uh-oh.” Says he’s bettin’ the Fed’ll snip interest rates come September and October, which is banker talk for “let’s toss cheaper hay to the horses.”

As for cousin Ethereum, McClurg snorts like a mule with a toothache-calls it “outdated technology,” which to me sounds like sayin’ yer prize milk cow is only yesterday’s butter. Litecoin, on the other hand, he dubs “the silver to Bitcoin’s gold,” givin’ Charlie Lee a tip o’ the hat like a riverboat gambler flippin’ an ace off the bottom of the deck.

SEC’s busy cobblin’ together some sort of one-size-fits-all ETF frame-might let the likes o’ XRP, Litecoin, and whatever odd altcoin wants to dance take center stage afore the year’s out. Canary’s even filed for a staked Tron ETF so folks can sit back, sip iced tea, and harvest yield like cotton in August.

But hold yer horses: come 2026, he reckons some broad bear might lumber out of the economic woods and swat the market plum across the snout. Until then, though, he’s wagerin’ easy money and the big boys’ appetite will keep the Bitcoin buggy rollin’-right on up to fresh all-time records, or so he claims, between bites of fried catfish and financial wisdom.

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2025-08-17 20:00