🚨 CZ Slams FT: YZi Labs Drama Unveiled! 🤑

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Ah, the labyrinthine world of crypto, where truth is as elusive as a butterfly’s shadow, and Changpeng Zhao (CZ), the maestro of Binance, emerges to swat away the gnats of misinformation. In a recent X post, CZ, with his characteristic blend of wit and exasperation, debunked the Financial Times’ (FT) audacious claim that YZi Labs, the phoenix risen from the ashes of Binance Labs, is fluttering its wings for external investors. “Preposterous!” one imagines him declaiming, quill in hand, as he scribbles, “YZiLabs is not raising external funds. There is no demo-WTF is a demo for a fund? No pitch deck, not even a whisper of one.” 🦋✨

The FT’s Tangled Web 🕸️

According to the FT’s tapestry of intrigue, Ella Zhang, the helm of YZi Labs, allegedly confessed to a “strong interest” from investors. The pièce de résistance? A ‘private demo’ requested by none other than Paul Atkins, Chairman of the SEC. CZ, ever the skeptic, retorts with a flourish: “No requests, no discussions, no demos, no dalliances with Chairman Atkins-neither from YZiLabs nor from my impeccably manicured fingertips.” One can almost hear the rustle of his monocle being adjusted in disdain. 🧐

CZ further accuses the FT of orchestrating a journalistic trap, a failed interview with Zhang that smacks of amateur theatrics. “A trap, you say? How quaint,” he might muse, sipping his tea with a smirk. 🍵

Web3: The Grand Ballet of Innovation 🎭

CZ, ever the patron of progress, has repeatedly affirmed YZi Labs’ commitment to the grand ballet of Web3, AI, and biotech. Earlier this year, the EASY Residency initiative was unveiled-a sanctuary for builders, a haven for dreamers. “We nurture, we support, we do not beg for alms,” CZ declares, his voice echoing through the marble halls of crypto. 🏛️

The tokens of YZi Labs’ protégés, listed on the Binance exchange, shimmer like jewels in a crown. With a net valuation of $2.7 trillion, led by the titans Bitcoin, Ethereum, and their ilk, one might say YZi Labs collaborates with the public through its portfolio-a symphony of decentralization. 🎶

And so, the saga continues, with CZ as its wry narrator, navigating the absurdities of the crypto realm with a wink and a quip. Will the FT retract its tale? Will YZi Labs remain the enigmatic fortress it claims to be? Only time, and perhaps a well-placed emoji, will tell. 🕰️💎

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2025-09-23 21:42