Oh, the circus continues with the wacky wizards behind Pi Network, that crypto clown show, rolling out more bells and whistles to make the blockchain a veritable funhouse! Get this, folks-they’re tossing in DEX and AMM interfaces so Pioneers can play swap-shop like it’s a bad Vegas magician act. 🤡
Still Clowning Around in Testing
Dr. Chengdiao Fan, one of the chief jokers in this troupe, spilled the beans at the TOKEN2049 confab in Singapore that they’ve unleashed DEX and AMM gooey goodness on their chains. Developers and Pioneers can now fiddle with token swaps and liquidity pools like monkeys throwing spaghetti at a wall! Fan cackled that it’s only on Testnet for now, Mainnet’s got the red light district closed off:
“Mainnet’s playing hard to get, but your Pi Wallet will tease you with options and whisk you to Testnet for a little fling. These features are baked right into the protocol, letting the community whip up their own DEX and AMM abominations!”
And why, you ask? Fan mumbled something about enlightening Pioneers on DeFi before they blow their real PI tokens on Mainnet mishaps. Sarcastic saints preserve us! 🙄
Post-update, devs can test-mint coins on Testnet like counterfeiters in a penny arcade. Guides? They’ll pop up soon, probably by carrier pigeon, in the next few weeks.
Token creation is the heartbeat here-devs can birth coins on Testnet, Mainnet’s zipped up tighter than a stingy Scrooge during the trial run. 🎉
The Domains Auction Debacle Wraps Up
Back in mid-June, the Pi posse flipped the script with the .pi Domains Auction-a crazy bidding bonanza where Pioneers snatch goofy names instead of those alphanumeric nightmares that look like barcodes gone wrong. 💥
It officially tanked on September 30-no more bids, unless someone’s sneaky last-minute gasp extends the agony for another 24 hours, rinse and repeat, like Groundhog Day on steroids.
“If a bid sneaks in during the final frenzy, boom-we stretch it for more hilarity. This rolling madness keeps it ‘fair’ for all the hyperactive bidders. Winners? They’ll claw back their domains once the party’s over.”
Post-curtain call, there’s a two-month snooze-fest for data review, then winners can claim their digital dog tags. What a riot! 😆
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2025-10-02 07:18