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Oh, what a delightful twist! Walmartās fintech platform, OnePay, is now dishing out cryptocurrency trading and custody features like a well-timed punchline. š¤” Bitcoin and Ethereum will soon be as commonplace in your cart as kale and toilet paper. Users can trade crypto, pay for purchases, or even settle credit card debt-because nothing says āfinancial freedomā like using digital gold to buy groceries. š§¾ Powered by a partnership with Zerohash, a crypto infrastructure startup that sounds like a 1970s tech firm, this move aims to make crypto āaccessibleā to the masses. š§āāļø One can only hope the average consumer isnāt left as confused as a penguin in a sauna. š§