Oh, great, Ethereum’s hitting a four-year high. What’s next, a tax on the moon? 🌕💸
54% in a month? That’s more than my gym membership. 🏋️♂️
Market cap now $552B? That’s like Visa’s pocket change. 🤡
BitMine wants to raise $20B? Sounds like a great idea. Just don’t ask me to invest. 🧠💸
They’ve got 1.2 million ETH? I’m not even mad, just… confused. 🤯
ETH ETFs are on fire? More like a fire hazard. 🔥
Inflows? More like outflows of sanity. 🧠💸
Ethereum is running the 2016-2017 playbook.
Last time: pure retail mania.
This time: retail + Wall Street + unstoppable global adoption.
When $ETH breaks, it won’t wait.
Be in… or be exit liquidity.
– Merlijn The Trader (@MerlijnTrader) August 12, 2025
Analysts say $15K is “already programmed”? Sure, why not. 🤷♂️
BlackRock’s $640M inflow? That’s more than my savings. 💸
Since July, ETH ETFs outperformed BTC? No surprise. 🤡
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