Ket Takeaways, darling
Like Edwardian debutantes after their third Dubonnet, the Futures market is teetering on six-inch heels of margin. Any tragic hiccup and the crystalline chandeliers come crashing down on leveraged palms- tink, tink, tink.
The Estimated Leverage Ratio has soared to its giddiest altitude since the halcyon days of 2020 when bored lockdown barons discovered both banana bread and 50× leverage. Pass the smelling salts.
For a moment, the spot price lolled near $119,669-a figure so stirring it might have been painted by Sir Joshua Reynolds-while pyrotechnic futures chaps stacked matchsticks higher than their moral courage. What could possibly go wrong? 🤷♂️
Miners: temperance league or trappist monks?
The Miners’ Position Index took a Saint Francis vow of poverty and plunged 118 % overnight to -0.48. Translation: fewer coins flung onto the exchange, like dowagers finally refusing to dance. Good manners delay the rout; alas, the orchestra still plays Wagner.
Whales: heavy angels dipping toes or sumo cavalry charging?
A 234 % spike in whale inflow suggests our oceanic friends are once again gorging on plankton, or perhaps front-running the cascade. Confidence? Greed? Exhibitionism? Take your pick; one may applaud, but keep life-jackets handy.🐳
Folk wisdom & bearish couture
The Long/Short Ratio parades 51.82 % bears, hinting at apprehension usually spotted in Mayfair cloakrooms when the host’s cheques begin to bounce. Not decisive, merely the scent of cordite before the fox bolts.
Liquidation Disneyland at $119.6k
A copious cluster of doomed longs slumbers from $118,800 to $120,500-graveyard ready, tombstones pre-carved. The price possesses, historically, the allure of a sticky nightclub floor; sooner or later it sticks to an unsuspecting heel.
Stability vs. Chaos lunch menu
Thus we get a continental breakfast: bullish tea leaves from whales and miners, garnished with an a-la-carte anvil of leverage, served by grinning maître d’ Mr. Market. One may incline toward tranquility; one may equally be catapulted headlong into turbulence before the scone cools. Choose your cutlery wisely. ☕️💥
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2025-08-13 17:00