So, Michael Burry, you know, the guy who *allegedly* predicted the whole housing meltdown thing? Yeah, that guy. He’s now puttingā¦ wait for itā¦ $383 million into stocks. $383 million! Like he doesn’t have enough to worry about. It’s always something with these financial types.
Apparently, his Scion Asset Management – fancy name, right? – decided to beā¦ optimistic. Optimistic! After all the doom and gloom. I mean, pick a lane, Burry! It’s UnitedHealth, Regeneron, Lululemonā¦Lululemon?! Really? What’s next, a big investment in artisanal pickle shops? And Meta, of course. š Everyone’s got to get in on the Zuck. These call options, theyāre likeā¦ hoping really hard the stock goes up. Itās not a strategy. Itās a wish.
He’s got over $109 million tied up in UnitedHealth. UnitedHealth! You know, insurance? Itās all veryā¦ complicated. And not in a good way. Itās like betting on people getting sick. Is that ethical? Donāt even get me started.
Then thereās Regeneron, Lululemon (seriously?!), and Meta, adding up to…a lot of money. Just a ton of money. Iām starting to feel anxious just *talking* about it. Itās stressful!
And remember earlier this year? He was betting *against* Nvidia! Nvidia! Now he’s all in onā¦everything? Make up your mind, Burry! Itās like flipping a coin every five minutes. And China? He was bearish about China, now heās not! This is justā¦ chaos.
He even admitted he was wrong last year! He *admitted* it! Can you believe the gall? Then he started making “targeted bets.” Targeted? What does that even mean? It means he’s gambling, that’s what it means. And we’re all supposed to be impressed. š
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2025-08-22 07:42