🤑 Saylor’s Strategy: Buying Bitcoin Like It’s Going Out of Fashion! 🤑

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Darling, gather round! Michael Saylor’s Strategy, the grande dame of Bitcoin hoarding, has once again dipped her perfectly manicured fingers into the crypto till. As the price of Bitcoin took a dramatic tumble to a mere $112,000 last week, she simply couldn’t resist adding a few more baubles to her already overflowing treasure chest. 🌟

According to the ever-so-serious US Securities and Exchange Commission filing on Monday, our dear Strategy acquired a modest 3,081 Bitcoin (BTC) for a trifling $356.9 million. Yes, darling, she’s still got it! 💸

Saylor’s business intelligence software company-oh, do keep up, it’s all so dreadfully important-snapped up this latest batch at an average price of $115,829 per coin. Bitcoin started the week at a rather fetching $116,700, but by Thursday, it had slipped to $112,000. How très tragic! 😱

With this latest acquisition, Strategy’s total Bitcoin holdings now stand at a staggering 632,457 BTC, purchased for a cool $46.5 billion at an average price of $73,527 per coin. One can only imagine the size of her digital vault! 🏦

Strategy’s August Spree: 3,666 BTC and Counting!

But wait, there’s more! Strategy’s latest purchase follows two rather modest buys-a mere 430 BTC last Monday and a paltry 155 BTC the week before. Still, one mustn’t begrudge her. With the new addition, she’s acquired 3,666 BTC this month, a slight decline from the 31,466 BTC she snapped up in July. In June, she was positively insatiable, purchasing 17,075 BTC. One wonders if she’ll ever stop! 🛍️

This, my dears, is a developing story. Do stay tuned, as further morsels of gossip-I mean, information-will be served as they become available. Until then, keep your pearls clutched and your Bitcoin wallets handy! 🕵️‍♀️✨

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2025-08-25 15:12