tag, and not repeated in the body. Also, retain all images in their places. The original text has some elements with data, but the user says to retain images. Wait, the original text doesn’t have images, just some data in spans. Maybe they meant to keep the structure but avoid using tags. Hmm, the user says “Retain all images on its places” but there are no images. Maybe that part is a mistake, but I’ll proceed as instructed. So, first step: create a clickbait title. The original title is “TREE Skyrockets 90% on Back of Upbit Listing Announcement”. Need to make it catchy and under 100 characters.Creating a plan… Maybe something like “TREE’s Meteoric Rise: Upbit Listing Ignites Chaos 🚀💸”. Now, rewrite the content in Turgenev’s style. Let’s see. Turgenev often uses nature metaphors and rich descriptions. The token TREE could be likened to a tree in a forest, perhaps. The listing on Upbit as a sudden gust of wind causing a flurry. The price surge as blossoms in spring. But add humor and sarcasm, so maybe exaggerate the frenzy, compare traders to squirrels gathering nuts. Need to avoid tags, so the data in the original spans should be integrated into the text. For example, instead of using spans for BTC price, include it in a sentence. Also, emojis are allowed, so sprinkle them where appropriate for humor. Check the original “In the verdant realm of cryptocurrency, where fortunes bloom and wither like spring flowers, the Treehouse (TREE) token has found itself the center of a tempest…” Then mention Upbit’s announcement with some dramatic flair. The price surge can be described as a sudden burst of growth. The selloff as a brief storm. The bullish zone as a time of hopeful anticipation. Need to maintain the structure of the original HTML, using tags and keeping the data pointsAnalyzing the situation and considering various factors, thinking about life, evaluating options, an… . Replace the spans with textual descriptions. For example, instead of a span for BTC price, say “Bitcoin, the old oak of the crypto forest, stood at $113,070…” Add emojis to add humor: 🚀 for the rise, 💸 for money, 🐿️ for the traders. Sarcasm could involve phrases like “the discerning investor” or “the fickle winds of market sentiment.” Ensure the title is in the tag and not repeated in the body. Check the character count. The example title I thought of is 50 characters, which is under 100. Finally, make sure all the data from the original is included, just rephrased in a more literary style. Avoid any markdown and ensure the HTML is valid without tags. Also, no color styles, so no inline CSS for colors. Let me piece this together now, ensuring each paragraph is rewritten with Turgenev’s lyrical touch, adding the required humor and emojis, and structuring the HTML correctly. Done in 12s. TREE’s Meteoric Rise: Upbit Listing Ignites Chaos 🚀💸 In the verdant realm of cryptocurrency, where fortunes bloom and wither like spring flowers, the Treehouse (TREE) token has found itself the center of a tempest. Much like a sapling in a storm, it now dances upon the shoulders of giants-specifically, the illustrious Upbit, that South Korean titan of trade. One might say the market’s breath caught in its throat when the listing was announced on that fateful August day. Upbit, that sly fox in the crypto forest, revealed the listing with the subtlety of a thunderclap. By 4:00 PM KST, TREE was trading in KRW, Bitcoin (that old, gnarled oak at $113,070), and USDT, as if the exchange had conjured a golden goose from thin air. The price, once a modest $0.31, soared to $0.58 in a blink, leaving traders clutching their chests like startled squirrels. Alas, glory is fleeting. The token’s meteoric rise-reaching $90 million in market value-was met with a collective shrug from short-term traders, who sold it off like yesterday’s bread. Now, TREE languishes at $0.49, its market cap a humble $77 million, though Binance traders whisper of bullish winds, trading $100 million worth with USDT and TRY pairs. One might call it a phoenix, if phoenixes wore crypto brooches. The Upbit listing, however, is no mere trinket. With a daily volume of $3 billion, the exchange is a colossus, and TREE now basks in its shadow. Should it breach $0.55, the token might yet reclaim its $1.35 all-time high, a feat that would make even the most stoic investor’s eyes glint with greed. But let us not forget: in this forest, every leaf falls twice. And so, dear reader, as the fickle winds of market sentiment swirl, one can only wonder-will TREE stand tall as a mighty cedar, or will it be swept away by the next gale? Only time, that sly old fox, shall tell. 🌿💰

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