Ah, the mighty Ether Machine, now swimming in a sea of $654 million-yes, million with an M-from private Ethereum believers who probably dream in blockchain. This mountain of cash will fuel their unstoppable march toward the Nasdaq spotlight, as if the stock market needed yet another dazzling circus act. With the backing of the crypto bigwigs, Ether Machine is gearing up to-drumroll please-make an entrance in late 2025. Institutional investors can now feast their eyes on a fresh, shiny way to gamble-I mean, invest-in ether. Truly, this whole affair screams growing faith in Ethereum’s fairy tale future, along with a ravenous appetite for anything that smells like crypto-finance. So buckle up, miners of digital gold, the show is just getting started! 🚀💸
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2025-09-02 14:21