How Metaplanet Is Throwing $1.4B at Bitcoin Like There’s No Tomorrow 🚀

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Ah, Metaplanet Inc. (Tokyo: 3350), the fearless titan of finance, has just wrapped up its international offering with the subtlety of a thunderstorm in a glass shop. What began as a meek 180 million shares has ballooned to a lumbering 385 million, raking in a staggering JPY 205 billion-roughly $1.4 billion for those of us who sleep in dollars. One can almost hear the Bitcoin gods chuckling in the background. 😏

Dividing the spoils with surgical precision, Metaplanet plans to pour JPY 183.7 billion straight into the mysterious abyss of Bitcoin for treasury management. The leftover JPY 20.4 billion will find its way into Bitcoin’s income-generating ventures, because why not milk the blockchain cow while they’re at it?

Metaplanet’s Obsession: Hoarding Bitcoin Like a Dragon

Even after crushing its two-year goal like it was child’s play, Metaplanet shows no signs of quitting. On Monday, they snagged 136 shiny new BTCs-worth a casual $15.2 million. Pocket change for them, really.

Now standing tall with 20,136 BTCs, this corporate dragon boasts a YTD yield of 487 in 2025. With Bitcoin flirting at roughly $111k a pop, that’s about $2.2 billion sitting quietly on their books. Not bad for a company that probably dreams in Satoshi’s code.

Earlier this month, shareholders gave a hearty nod to expanding authorized shares and threw in a sprinkle of perpetual preferred stocks, because why not add some financial spice to the mix?

Amid whispers of overexposure and impending doom, Metaplanet marches on-undaunted. Models might fail, markets might crash, but our hero clings to Bitcoin like a true believer clutching the last piece of bread in a famine.

The Grand Cosmic Dance

Following the holy script penned by Michael Saylor himself, Metaplanet is not alone in this fevered Bitcoin binge. Nearly 319 companies worldwide now hoard a collective 3.71 million Bitcoin, boosting their treasuries by 1.79% in the past 30 days. The herd grows restless and ravenous.

Once the dust settles on this $1.4 billion Bitcoin bonanza, Metaplanet aims to leapfrog into the ranks of the top four public Bitcoin hoarders, possibly clutching over 30k BTCs. Currently a humble number six, it’s slated to leapfrog over Bullish and Bitcoin Standard-like a cheeky kid stealing the last cookie from the jar.

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2025-09-09 23:38