Oh, do brace yourselves, darling – the saga of young Mr. Sam Bankman-Fried continues! Apparently, November 4th is the date set for his appeal hearing. Two years after being rather decisively dispatched to somewhere decidedly not glamorous for a quarter of a century, he’s decided he’d rather have another go. Honestly, the sheer audacity! ✨
His legal team, bless their optimistic hearts, are wailing something about a trial that wasn’t “fair.” One hopes they haven’t spent the last two years composing sonnets to their client’s innocence, because the odds, I suspect, are rather stacked against them. All those former colleagues, you see, were frightfully forthcoming with their recollections – frightfully damaging recollections, naturally.
A new trial? A reduced sentence? One wouldn’t bet the family jewels on it, old boy. 💎 Still, it’s all terribly exciting for the legal profession, isn’t it? The outcome will doubtless set a “major precedent” for all those other bright sparks dabbling in cryptocurrency. And of course, it keeps the spotlight firmly fixed on SBF and the rather unfortunate business with FTX. It’s such a mess, isn’t it? A positively ripping yarn! 🎭
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