So, apparently, half the people playing with this PUMP token are raking it in, and the other half? Well, they’re discovering a new appreciation for ramen. It’s the financial equivalent of a high school reunion – some people peaked, and some are pretending they never went.
According to some very serious people with charts (Bubblemaps, bless their hearts), out of over 270,000 wallets, about 130,000 are showing a profit. The rest are just… not. Which, honestly, feels about right for crypto. 🤷♀️
On-chain Data Reveals Sharp Divide in PUMP Traders’ Profits and Losses
Apparently, there’s a tier system to this whole losing-money-or-not thing. Like, some people are losing more than others. Groundbreaking!
We’re talking nearly 10,000 traders making over $1,000 – that’s a lot of avocado toast. And then, like, 2,000 people casually strolling past the $10,000 mark. They’re probably buying yachts. Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if I can still afford cable.
50% of $PUMP traders are now in profit
270k+ onchain traders
• 1 made $10M+ (Wintermute)
• 30 made $1M-$10M
• 400 made $100k-$1M
• 2,000 made $10k-$100k
• 10,000 made $1k-$10k
• 120,000 made <$1k
And of course, let’s not forget the big winners. One person alone made over $10 million! It’s always one person, isn’t it? Meanwhile around 400 wallets made over 100k. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with cryptocurrency.
But don’t worry, there’s plenty of misery to go around. 💸
Nearly 9,000 wallets each went down over $1,000 – that’s… a lot of regret. And then another 1,800 lost more than $10,000. I’m imagining a lot of strongly-worded emails to their financial advisors. Also, 343 people lost over $100,000. That’s like, an entire down payment on a house! And 30… oh boy, 30 lost over $1 MILLION. That’s gotta smart.
So, Pump.fun is trying to fix things with “Project Ascend” and “Dynamic Fees.” Which sounds… complicated. Basically, they’re saying they’re making it harder to pull a rug pull, because apparently, that’s a thing people *do*. Who knew? 🤔
They’ve already given away $20 million, which, you know, is a start. Like throwing a life raft to a sinking ship, but still… nice gesture.
And the token (PUMP, naturally) went up 4%! Probably because people are panicking and trying to get out before it goes down again. It’s called a market, people. 🙄
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2025-09-13 12:57