So, here we are, people, on this most magnificently perplexing day of Sept. 15th. The altcoins, ah yes, they’re all in a sulk again, turning red like they’ve decided they’re competition in the Ugly Runway Awards. 😭 Meanwhile, dear old Bitcoin is absolutely off its rocker, rappin’ up and to the right like it’s auditioning for a Cirque du Soleil show, at the glorious altitude of the mysterious $116K lair. Who knew numbers could look so good on paper? 🧐💸
Whispers abound! The illustrious Bitcoin is also enjoying 24-hour volatility that’s basically a nap at 0.4%. I mean, who wouldn’t want to rest their brain cells after they’ve seen such moderate moves? Market cap? Oh, it’s at a splendiferous $2.31 trillion because clearly, we’re all just throwing trillions around like confetti… who needs confetti when you’ve got cryptocurrency, right? 🎉
Oh, and did I mention, volume has rocketed to $33.27 billion? Because, you know, the thrill of exchanging bits and bytes like a tech billionaire at an auction charade. What else is happening in the land of crypto? Just one question. Oh, it’s a big one: What on earth is the deal with the NFT of Donald Trump’s Twitter rants? Give me a break. 🤯
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2025-09-15 10:37