Strategy Does It Again: Buys More Bitcoin for $60 Million Like It’s Pocket Change

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Ah, Strategy-this company, birthed by the brilliant mind of Michael Saylor, has become somewhat of a weekly tradition. Not a single week passes without them announcing yet another extravagant Bitcoin acquisition, as if the news were somehow surprising. Oh, how predictable. 🧐

And so, dear reader, it was once more: Strategy, in their infinite wisdom, revealed yet another *massive* purchase-525 BTC, to be precise. That’s roughly $60 million of digital gold, at a meager $114,562 per coin. Such modest numbers, don’t you think? 😂

Strategy has acquired 525 BTC for ~$60.2 million at ~$114,562 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 25.9% YTD 2025. As of 9/14/2025, we hodl 638,985 $BTC acquired for ~$47.23 billion at ~$73,913 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRK $STRF $STRD

– Strategy (@Strategy) September 15, 2025

It’s amusing, really, to see how these purchases have evolved over time. You see, last week they outdid themselves, acquiring nearly 2,000 BTC for a staggering $220 million-child’s play, really. And let’s not forget the earlier, even more glorious moments when they surpassed $1 billion in one fell swoop. A true spectacle. 💸

And now, as of this very latest purchase, Strategy’s total crypto holdings stand at a jaw-dropping 638,985 BTC, accumulated for a humble sum of $47.23 billion. A mere trifle. At today’s market prices, this stash is worth over $73 billion, meaning the firm is sitting pretty on a delightful profit of more than $25 billion. Well, at least on paper. 🏆

Let’s take a moment to reflect: Strategy began this fascinating accumulation journey back in the summer of 2020, and since then, it has ascended to the throne of corporate Bitcoin ownership, surpassing even Marathon Digital Holdings. A true legend in the making. 🙌

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2025-09-15 15:35