Arthur Hayes: Bitcoin Won’t Hit $3.4M by 2028 – But What if It Does? 🚀💸

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Key points:

  • Bitcoin shall ascend to celestial heights by 2028, yet the prophet of the digital realm, Arthur Hayes, scoffs at the notion of a $3.4 million price tag, deeming it a mere mirage in the desert of speculation. 🧠💸

  • BTC’s ascent, fueled by credit’s alchemy, may not rival the gilded age of yore, for even the most ardent sycophants of the market must grapple with the abyss of doubt. 🌀

  • The Trump administration’s return to monetary sorcery has reignited the fires of BTC’s ascent, though whether this is salvation or a siren’s song remains to be seen. 🧙♂️

Bitcoin (BTC) shall trade “markedly higher” than its current $113,000 by 2028, declares the former high priest of BitMEX, Arthur Hayes, whose prophetic ramblings are as enigmatic as they are entertaining. 🧙♀️

In his latest sermon, “Four, Seven,” released Tuesday, Hayes foretells a new epoch where the Fed’s quill dances with the devil, and BTC’s price soars to unprecedented heights. 📜

Hayes sees BTC price “markedly higher”

The Trump administration’s machinations, with its grand design to preserve the empire’s fruits for the ruling class, shall propel Bitcoin into the stratosphere in just three years, Hayes insists. 🚀

Yet, as ever, the elite’s schemes are as cyclical as the tides, and the same old game of “preserving wealth” is played with new actors on the stage. 🎭

“Today, another war against a more united, prosperous, and militarily strong Eurasia (Russia, China, India, and Iran) demands a drastic shift in credit allocation,” Hayes intones, as if the cosmos itself bends to his will. 🌍

“And therefore, I proclaim with extreme confidence regarding money printing, these crackers ain’t playin’.” 🤠

To achieve this, Trump must wrest control of the Federal Reserve, steering its policies toward the sacred art of money printing via a clandestine pact with the Treasury. The chaos surrounding Fed governor Lisa Cook is but the first act of this grand drama. 🎭

“The point is, do not doubt that team Trump will employ all the tricks in the book to print the money this transformation of America requires,” the post continues, as if the future is a chessboard and Hayes is the master. 🏰

Hayes, that arch-skeptic of the market’s whims, ponders how Bitcoin might react. While predicting prices is akin to reading tea leaves, the past whispers of seismic shifts. 🧠

“The slope of the percentage increase in Bitcoin to a dollar of credit growth was ~0.19. Ladies and gentlemen, that results in a 2028 Bitcoin price prediction of $3.4 million!” he calculates, as if mathematics itself is a divine scripture. 📐

“Do I think Bitcoin will rise to $3.4 million by 2028? No, but I believe the number will be markedly higher than the ~$115,000 that it trades at today.” 🤷♂️

How high is too high for Bitcoin?

Hayes, a man of bold proclamations, has long dabbled in seven-digit forecasts, his musings on the economic future as erratic as a drunkard’s dance. 🕺

Having been pardoned by Trump in March, he once eyed a $1 million price tag by 2028, citing international capital controls and the “repatriation” of foreign wealth. 🏦

Last week, alongside repeating the $1 million figure on X, Hayes suggested Treasury liquidity conditions could spark a crypto surge. Yet, as the wise say, “Not everyone agrees.” 🤯

Andre Dragosch, European head of research at Bitwise, dismissed the liquidity argument as a “useless banana.” 🍌

As CryptoMoon continues to report, the masses remain entranced by the promise of easier financial conditions, with the Fed poised to cut rates again in October. 📉

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2025-09-23 13:33