Cloudflare just dropped a bombshell: an AI-agent stablecoin. Because why let humans handle money when robots can do it? 🤖💰 (Spoiler: They’ll probably spend it all on cat memes.)
Cloudflare, the internet’s favorite connectivity gatekeeper, is now playing banker for AI agents. They’re launching Net Dollar, a stablecoin built for AI to automate payments. Because nothing says “future” like letting algorithms fight over your Netflix subscription. 🤖💳
Net Dollar aims to power AI-driven transactions-like booking a flight before you even finish your coffee. Cloudflare admits this requires a financial system overhaul. Translation: “We’re throwing out the rulebook… and replacing it with code.” 🧠💸
CEO Matthew Prince (probably in a lab coat) declared the internet will be ruled by “pay-per-use, fractional payments, and microtransactions.” Because who *doesn’t* want to pay $0.0001 for a single TikTok reaction? 🤯 Net Dollar promises to make this chaos smooth, fast, and cross-border. Bonus: It’s backed by real U.S. dollars. Finally, a stablecoin that doesn’t crash like my dating life. 💸🔒
Cloudflare also partnered with Coinbase to launch the x402 Foundation. Together, they’ll let AI agents tip content and send payments. Because nothing says “revolution” like letting bots argue over who gets to pay for your coffee. ☕🤖
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2025-09-26 11:57