Bitcoin Bull Run: Is It Napping or Just Fashionably Late? 🤑

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Oh, Bitcoin, you sly minx! 🕵️♀️ Apparently, your next big party is still in the “getting ready” phase, but everyone’s already buzzing like they’ve had three mimosas. 🥂 Institutional investors are RSVPing, the supply is tighter than a pair of Spanx, and the market’s resilience is basically a Pilates instructor. 💪

Bitcoin’s Bullish Foundation: Stronger Than My Coffee Game ☕

So, the gossip mill (aka industry leaders) is churning out optimism faster than I churn out sarcasm. 😏 Bitcoin’s long-term glow-up is apparently inevitable, and Samson Mow, the CEO of Jan3, is here to remind us that we’re still in the “getting ready to slay” phase. 💄 On October 9, he took to X (formerly known as Twitter, because why not rename everything?) to drop this gem: Bitcoin’s fundamentals are stronger than my commitment to avoiding carbs. 🥖

He said:

REMINDER: The bitcoin bull run hasn’t started yet. We’re just marginally outperforming inflation at this price range. 🦥

Samson also mentioned that the bull run might be fashionably late, arriving in 2026. 🤷♀️ Apparently, even though Trump signed an executive order to create a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, the U.S. is still deciding whether to commit. Classic commitment issues. 💔

Mow’s take? Bitcoin is undervalued like a clearance rack designer dress. 👗 Current prices are just the appetizer before the main course. His vibe aligns with analysts who think the market’s chill phase is actually a flex, not a flop. 💅

He also doubled down on his love for BTC’s simplicity, saying:

I am content with Bitcoin the way it is today. I don’t need new features or more programmability. It’s like my favorite pair of jeans-perfect as is. 👖

So, while some devs are like, “Let’s add glitter and sequins!” Mow’s like, “Nope, this is already iconic.” ✨ His stance? Bitcoin’s strength is its stability, not its ability to do backflips. 🧘♀️ Decentralized, censorship-resistant money? That’s the real MVP. 🏆

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2025-10-11 05:57