BREAKING: Strategy Announces One of Its Smallest Bitcoin Purchases

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In the latest episode of “Let’s Buy Some Bitcoin, but Not Too Much”, business intelligence firm Strategy has just revealed its tiniest Bitcoin acquisition ever. Yep, it’s $18.8 million. That’s right-just a meager 18.8 million dollars worth of Bitcoin. Naturally, some of the more suspicious minds out there are wondering if Saylor’s pockets are suddenly feeling a little light. 🧐

“Man, I miss the old days of 5,000, 10,000 weekly purchases.”
– Jimmy Kostro ⚡️ (@JimmyKostro) October 20, 2025

Oh, but wait! This isn’t the first time they’ve been somewhat… let’s say “underwhelming.” It’s the company’s smallest purchase since August, and even their March splurge of $10.7 million felt like a sneeze in the Bitcoin ocean.

To put things into perspective, they did drop $2.5 billion and $2.46 billion on Bitcoin in July and August, respectively. Billion, folks. Billi-ooo-n. 💸 But now? Now, we get this: a series of tiny little buys that are the financial equivalent of a toddler’s allowance. Big whoop.

Approaching the 650,000 BTC Milestone (But Slowly)

Strategy, however, still holds a rather massive stash of 640,418 BTC. Yes, that’s right, that’s about $71 billion. So, they’re just a hop, skip, and a jump away from reaching that coveted 650,000 BTC milestone. But don’t get too excited just yet. At the rate they’re going, it might take a decade and a half-or at least until the next time their office coffee machine breaks down and they decide to buy more Bitcoin as a form of catharsis. ⏳

Oh, and let’s not forget: their premium to net asset value (NAV) has taken a bit of a nosedive lately. We’re talking a rapid descent, like the stock market on a Monday morning, amid concerns that the value of their shares could become a little more diluted than last week’s soup. 🍲

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2025-10-20 15:58