Behold, the mighty Roxom has unleashed upon the world a marvel so profound, it shall make the very stones weep with joy!
Roxom co-founder Borja Martel Seward, that wise sage, declares this a “new financial era”-a phrase as common as a beggar’s prayer in a cathedral. The BTC-settled instruments let users gain or hedge benchmark exposure without fiat conversion, enabling BTC-native trading and settlement, and availability is subject to Roxom platform access and local jurisdictional permissions. 🤯
A new era of digital financial markets has begun.
Start trading GOLD and S&P 500 against Bitcoin
– Roxom (@roxom) October 20, 2025
ROXOM MARKETS S.A. DE C.V., a creature born in the land of El Salvador, authorized by the National Commission of Digital Assets, and supervised by the Superintendency of the Financial System. A veritable beast of bureaucracy, it is! 🐉
FAQ 🧭
• What launched and when? – Bitcoin-denominated perpetual futures for Gold and the S&P 500, Oct 20, 2025. A date as ominous as a storm cloud in a clear sky. ⚠️
• How are trades settled? – Trades are priced and settled in bitcoin ( BTC) on Roxom’s platform. A ritual as sacred as a priest’s incantation. 🙏
• Where is Roxom incorporated and regulated? – Roxom Markets S.A. de C.V. is incorporated in El Salvador and authorized as PSAD and PSD, supervised locally. A land where rules are as fluid as the coffee in the cafés. ☕
• Where can users access them? – Access depends on Roxom platform availability and local jurisdictional permissions. Or, as the wise say, “If you can’t find it, perhaps it’s not meant for you.” 🤷♂️
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