Analyst denounces S&P’s B- rating for Strategy Inc, screaming that Bitcoin reserves are a treasure buried under outdated logic.
A fiery voice from the crypto trenches has roared at S&P Global Ratings, accusing the agency of squinting at Strategy Inc’s ‘B-’ credit score like a blind man trying to read a newspaper. 🧠💥
The analyst claims S&P’s models are stuck in the 20th century, mistaking Bitcoin’s growth for a curse instead of a blessing. 🤯
Analyst: S&P’s Bitcoin Blindness is a Joke
Adam Livingston, a digital asset prophet, declared S&P’s rating “hilarious,” mocking their logic that more Bitcoin = weaker finances. “The more they buy, the weaker? What sorcery is this? 🤔”
“We are likely to view capital as a weakness because Strategy’s Bitcoin holdings will grow.”
So, the more Bitcoin, the more ‘weak’? S&P, you’re not even trying. 🧠🔥
– Adam Livingston (@AdamBLiv)
Livingston called S&P’s report a “masterpiece of confusion,” arguing that if Strategy held Treasuries, they’d be hailed as a genius. Instead, they’re labeled a “risk.” 🤡
S&P: Bitcoin = Weakness, Fiat = Strength
The rating agency insists that Strategy’s Bitcoin reserves are a “weakness,” despite the fact that these holdings are growing. 🚀
Livingston quipped, “If they held dollars, they’d be praised. But Bitcoin? A liability? What a joke!” 🤯
Analysts Unite: S&P’s Models Are Outdated
VanEck’s Matthew Sigel joined the chorus, calling the B- rating “high-yield territory.” “15% chance of default? Sounds like a gamble, not a warning. 🎲”
“B issuers carry ~15% 5-yr default risk.
– matthew sigel, recovering CFA (@matthew_sigel)
Mason Foard added, “Strategy Inc is the king of B- ratings. They’ve got more liquid assets than a bank vault and less debt than a startup. 🏆”
Market Laughs at S&P’s Drama
Despite S&P’s warnings, Strategy Inc’s stock climbed 2.27%, proving that investors aren’t buying the fearmongering. 📈
Livingston concluded, “S&P’s models are like a dial-up modem in a 5G world. They’re not just outdated-they’re obsolete. 🚀”
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2025-10-28 16:42