My dear digital companions, it appears Sir Samson Mow, the most illustrious founder of Bitcoin‘s delightful Jan3, opines with considerable aplomb that the grand Bitcoin bull run remains merely a whim in the vast realm of finance. 🌐 As Bitcoin recently teetered just shy of the magnificent $100,000, Sir Mow jubilantly professes, “The Bitcoin bull run, alas, has yet to commence. We are, I daresay, but slightly outperforming inflation.”
As Bitcoin and its chattering crypto cousins continued their descent this week – oh, such melodrama! – the lamentations of experts fell upon our ears, decrying the impact of trade tensions between the unsung US and China, coupled with an array of macroeconomic jests. Bitcoin, ever the dramatic performer, swooned to $99,607, as noted by the ever-watchful CoinGecko data.
Taking to the stage of social media, Mow, equipped with a flair for the dramatically bullish, predicted the market’s horizon is alight with upside potential as Bitcoin gallantly outpaces the US inflation rate of a stubborn 3%. He quipped to a hopeful inquirer, “I am not uncertain of a ‘Christmas god candle’ striking us – a wondrous spectacle, indeed.”
He earlier mused that Bitcoin might embark on a “short and violent upheaval” toward the dazzlingly unimaginable $1 million. “Think of it,” he declared with the gravitas only a true visionary can summon, “Bitcoin has been merely too leisurely, laying flat since 2025. Yet, for those ensnared by the charming concept of cycles, dear clues hint at a wondrous peak in 2026.”
“Or perchance,” he pondered with a wistful twinkle in his eye, “we are entering a generational bull run akin to those enjoyed by gold post-ETF, or have we transcended cycles altogether, venturing into the era of the Omegacycle. One must plan accordingly.”
No Fortitude Left in OGs, Claims Our Hero
Meanwhile, the ever-dramatic analyst Jordi Visser prognosticated on a Sunday that Bitcoin is merely in an ‘initial product offering’ phase. Mow, in an invigorating retort laced with humor, proclaimed on Tuesday the fears of OG sales to be dreadfully overwrought. “Oh, the folly of such nerves! Focus instead,” he urged, “upon the grand tapestry. Bitcoin is destined to add a zero, it merely hangs upon the question of ‘when.’
“I know naught of OGs peddling their wares,” he added with much glee.
Amidst the Greed, a Market Guffaws
The well-known Crypto Fear & Greed Index has returned to the dread depths of “extreme fear.” Yet, alas! The company Jan3 boasts a unique index which, tragically, sees fit to invert this classic measure.
“The world weeps, Bitcoiners rejoice. The Index finds itself in ‘extreme greed,’ for Bitcoiners are less fearful of Bitcoin’s dips and more direly afraid of losing their prized sats,” Jan3 declared on Wednesday, as if the unveiling of fortunes were as mundane as dowties in a well-bred ballroom dance.
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2025-11-06 09:24