Bitcoin, that fickle lover, was once again rebuffed at $104,000, only to be chased south by a horde of bears armed with pitchforks and negative sentiment. 🐍💸
The larger-cap alts are all wearing shades of red, like a bad day at the casino. ETH, that once-proud steed, now trots beneath $3,400, while XRP slinks below $2.30 like a guilty cat. 🐾
BTC Back Below $102K
What a week for the king of crypto! It began with a nosedive so sharp, it made a circus elephant look graceful. Rejected at $111,000, it tumbled to $104,000, then got pummeled again on Tuesday, dropping below $100,000 for the first time since June. 🪨
It found a temporary refuge just under $99,000, then bounced back like a caffeinated squirrel, only to crash back into the five-digit abyss. By Friday, it was flirting with $104,000 again, but couldn’t escape the clutches of $102,000. Down 8% in a week? More like a week of agony. 🧨
Its dominance over the altcoins? A distant memory. Now it’s below 58%, like a fading star. 🌟
XMR, ZEC Defy Crypto Correction
While most alts wept and wailed, ZEC and XMR stole the spotlight, gaining double digits like they were selling gold. 🎩💰 ZEC hit $600, XMR hit $420-proof that privacy is the new black. 🖤
ICP, the once-glorious rocket, now plummets 12%, while TAO dumps 6% like a disappointed investor. 🚀📉 The total market cap? A $40 billion hemorrhage, leaving crypto looking like a sad clown. 🎪
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