Metaplanet’s 1,700% Surge & Tokyo’s Crypto Crackdown – What’s Next? 💸🔥

Oh, look at Metaplanet-they’re making bank! 🎉 Bitcoin, baby! But hold your horses, because the Tokyo Stock Exchange (TSE) is eyeing a crypto crackdown faster than a toddler at a buffet. 🚨

According to Metaplanet’s Q3 2025 results, revenue jumped 1,700% YoY, hitting 4.3 billion yen. Net profit? A jaw-dropping 13.5 billion yen. Last year, they were losing 321 million. Talk about a rollercoaster! 🎢💸

Financial Results Summary for the Third Quarter of the Fiscal Year Ending December 31, 2025 [Japanese GAAP] (Consolidated) 📊

– Metaplanet Inc. (@Metaplanet_JP) November 13, 2025

After swapping hotels for Bitcoin in 2024, Metaplanet now holds 30,823 BTC. Fourth-largest publicly listed Bitcoin holder? More like fourth in line for a crypto party! 🎉

Total assets? A staggering ¥550.7 billion. Equity ratio 96.7%? That’s like having a 96.7% chance of not needing a life coach. 💸

No dividends this year? They’re saving up for a rainy day… or a Bitcoin crash. ☔

Tokyo Exchange to Tighten Controls on Crypto Firms

Meanwhile, Bloomberg reports the TSE is plotting a crypto crackdown. Because nothing says “protect investors” like more red tape. 🚫

Retail investors are feeling the pain, but hey, at least they can blame the market, right? 😅

JPX wants to monitor “risky” companies. Because nothing says “we care” like stricter backdoor rules and fresh audits. 🧾

Three companies paused their crypto buys. Maybe they’re just taking a break from the chaos. 🌪️

Japan has 14 crypto-listed companies-the most in Asia. But hey, more crypto, more chaos! 🌍

Metaplanet’s shares? Skyrocketed 400% in 2025, then dropped 75% from their June peak. That’s the crypto rollercoaster! 🎢 But the earnings show the pivot is still working. 🚀

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2025-11-13 14:14