Crypto’s Next Big Bang: Explosive Picks for the Brave (Nov 17)

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Behold the Alchemists of Digital Gold: Today’s Presale Prophecies

Witness the Eternal Circus of Coins-November 17, 2025 edition! 🎪

Crypto, that noble experiment in decentralized utopia, has metastasized into a $4 trillion fever dream where grandmothers day-trade and dogs dictate monetary policy. 🐶💸

Circle and Mastercard now conspire to “USDC-ify” commerce. Ethereum and Bitcoin hoard fortunes like dragons. Google, ever humble, builds its own blockchain. Because the world needed another one. 🙃

Bitcoin rose 180,000,000%-if you’d bought in 2009. Dogecoin, 43,000%. New presales? They promise 1,000x returns. Caveat emptor: your wallet may spontaneously combust. 🔥

Coins Destined to Explode (Or Just Fizzle Pathetically)


Bitcoin Hyper ($HYPER) – A Layer-2 Scheme to “Fix” Bitcoin (™). Launched May 2025. Join the presale-before Solana collapses under its own hubris! 🚀

Maxi Doge ($MAXI) – Meme Coin for the Staking Enthusiast. Launched July 2025. Because nothing says “financial security” like a Shiba Inu in a tuxedo. 🎩🐕

PepeNode ($PEPENODE) – Mine Memes, Not Money. Launched February 2025. Gamified yield? More like gamified bankruptcy. 🎮💸

Snorter Token ($SNORT) – Telegram Bot for High-Frequency Snorting. Launched May 2025. Fees so low, you’ll lose money faster! 🐍📉

Best Wallet Token ($BEST) – Early Access to… More Presales. Launched November 2024. Because one speculative coin isn’t enough. 🎰

Seeking the next coin to detonate? Tune in! We update this page as often as the Fed hikes rates-suddenly and without warning. 🚨

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As Franklin Templeton’s XRP ETF Debuts, PepeNode Rises From the Meme Ashes 🚀

November 17, 2025 • 10:50 UTC

Franklin Templeton’s XRP ETF ($EZRP) debuts, because nothing says “legitimacy” like Wall Street blessing a meme that survived a SEC lawsuit. 📉

With ETFs flooding the market, speculators now pivot to “high-upside” plays like PepeNode-a mine-to-earn extravaganza where you simulate mining, because real mining involves actual effort. 🕳️

Buy virtual miners! Upgrade facilities! Earn rewards! It’s like FarmVille, but with a 99% chance of bankruptcy. 🎮💸

Missed the XRP train? Hop on this rocket ship! 🚀

Harvard’s Bitcoin Gambit: A Tale of Endowments and FOMO 🏛️

November 17, 2025 • 10:00 UTC

Harvard triples its Bitcoin ETF stake. Because nothing says “academic rigor” like betting $442M on a volatile asset. 📚💸

Bloomberg’s Balchunas calls this “validation.” Translation: Harvard’s endowment managers finally noticed crypto exists. 🧐

Bitcoin Hyper ($HYPER) presale hits $27.8M. Why? It’s a Layer-2 solution “fixing” Bitcoin via Solana. Spoiler: It won’t. 🛠️

Bitcoin Plummets: Panic Ensues 📉

November 17, 2025 • 10:00 UTC

Bitcoin crashes below $93K. The Fear and Greed Index? A heart attack at 22. $510M vaporized. KillaXBT predicts further collapse. 🚨

Enter Bitcoin Hyper: Faster, cheaper, and “scalable.” Buy now before the blockchain collapses under its own ambition! 🚀

Authored by Bogdan Patru, Bitcoinist – https://bitcoinist.com/next-crypto-to-explode-live-news-today-november-17-2025

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2025-11-17 14:41