Bitcoin’s 2025 Buyers Cry “Pennywise!” as Market Tumbles 😢📉

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What to know:

  • Bitcoin now languishes below its 2025 “realized” price of $103,227, leaving the average buyer nursing a 13% loss-a veritable “Oh, what a beautiful morning” if one enjoys weeping into their tea. 🫖
  • This correction mirrors April’s slump in percentage terms but is only half as long. Clearly, time is the only thing moving faster than Bitcoin’s value. ⏳
  • The realized price once stood at $70,000, so spot never dipped below it… until now. How very surprising. 🤡

Bitcoin has plummeted 30% from its October zenith of $126,250 and 17% in November-a performance that would make even a toddler’s piggy bank blush. 🐷

With prices now under $90,000, this 43-day correction has become a doppelgänger of April 2025’s 80-day slump. At least this time, the drama is shorter than a Netflix episode. 🍿

The selloff has sent Bitcoin tumbling below the 2025 realized price of $103,227, leaving investors with a 13% loss. A fiscal fiasco worthy of a Shakespearean tragedy-had Shakespeare invested in crypto. 🎭

Earlier this year, Bitcoin hit $76,000 during the tariff tantrum, but the realized price held firm at $70,000. Now? All bets are off, darling. 🎲

Glassnode insists these dips are “historical entry points,” though one might argue the best entry is into a time machine. ⏰

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2025-11-18 15:34