Oh, what a glorious “community governed” utopia we have here! The Trump family-backed crypto project, World Liberty Financial, has once again proven that freedom is just a word they scribble on a napkin while sipping champagne. 🍾
Behold, the platform declares: “We’re reallocating assets from those pesky phishing attacks! Not our fault, though-blame the third-party security lapses! 🐍” How poetic, how noble, how transparent.
“This was not a WLFI platform or smart contract issue,” they write, as if the very concept of “security” is a foreign language. 🤡
But wait-only users who completed KYC get their funds back! The rest? Frozen like a sad, lonely ice cream cone in a freezer of despair. 💸
Blacklisted 272 wallets? A mere drop in the ocean of chaos. 215 tied to phishing? A party no one wanted to attend. 50 claiming to be “compromised”? Truly, a tale of woe. 🧠
“We stepped in preemptively to stop hackers from draining funds!” they boast, as if they’re the heroes of a dystopian fairy tale. 🦸♂️
CryptoMoon, ever the brave journalist, asks, “How much money is lost?” To which WLFI replies, “Not our problem!” 🙃
Users split over WLFI’s control of funds
Some users cry, “This is why we can’t have nice things!” while others cheer, “Finally, someone cares!” A true testament to the power of community governance. 🤝
“I think it’s hilarious how everyone is cheering that you can rug or lock any wallet on your own protocol. The entire ecosystem is dependent on your security. Everyone will get phucked in the end,” writes a developer, who clearly has a flair for the dramatic. 🎭
Others, of course, are thrilled: “Good to see a project actually taking responsibility instead of hiding behind ‘not our fault’!” Because nothing says “trust” like a 200-page disclaimer. 📜
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2025-11-20 12:50