Crypto Chaos: Dogecoin, XRP, and Larry’s Take 😱🚀💸

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What to know: 🤔

So, Grayscale’s Dogecoin Trust ETF (GDOG) and XRP Trust ETF (GXRP) are finally here, huh? Big whoop. They’re debuting on Monday, but let’s be real-the tokens are having their worst month since February. 🥴 The rest of the crypto market? Also a dumpster fire. The CoinDesk 20 Index (CD20) is down 23% since November. Yikes. 😬

ETF flows? More like ETF fails. Spot Bitcoin ETFs in the U.S. are bleeding $3.55 billion this month. If it keeps up, we’ll hit February’s record of $3.56 billion. Congrats, I guess? 🎉🤦‍♂️

CleanSpark (CLSK) is reporting earnings on Tuesday. Meanwhile, Riot Platforms (RIOT) is flexing with unexpected profits and record revenue. Iren (IREN)? Also killing it, apparently, because AI is the new black. 🤖✨

What to Watch 👀

Token Events 🎟️

  • Governance votes & calls (because democracy is hard, even in crypto):
    • Moonwell DAO is voting to fix $5.25M in bad debt. Because nothing says “trust” like redirecting all future revenue to pay off mistakes. 😅 Voting ends Nov. 24.
    • ZKsync DAO wants to speed up voting delays. From seven days to three? Groundbreaking. 🚀 Voting ends Nov. 24.
    • Aave DAO is consolidating assets and buying 8 million GHO. Because why not? 🛒 Voting ends Nov. 24.
    • CoW DAO is boosting partner incentives. 75% fee split? Someone’s feeling generous. 🤝 Voting ends Nov. 26.
    • Arbitrum DAO is keeping John Kennedy and Tim Chang around. Institutional knowledge, folks. 📚 Voting ends Nov. 27.
    • Lightchain.AI might delay its mainnet launch by six months. Thanks, random developer who left the consensus layer unfinished. 👋 Voting ends Nov. 27.
    • The Graph Council is implementing a Rewards Eligibility Oracle. Because only the best Indexers deserve rewards. 🏆 Voting ends Nov. 30.
  • Unlocks (aka the crypto version of a garage sale):
    • Nov. 24: Plasma unlocks 4.74% of its supply. $17.81 million? Pocket change. 💰
    • Nov. 28: Unlocks 1.69% of its supply. $12.39 million. Meh. 😐
    • Nov. 29: Unlocks 2.68% of its supply. $318.92 million. Now we’re talking. 💸
    • Nov. 30: Unlocks 5.65% of its supply. $10.59 million. Back to meh. 😐
  • Token Launches (new kids on the blockchain):
    • Nov. 24: Monad (MON) debuts on Kraken, Bitrue, and others. Welcome to the party. 🎉
    • Nov. 24: Launches on Solana with Jupiter. Because why not? 🚀
    • Nov. 30: Centrifuge’s token migration window closes. Last call! 🕒

Conferences (where suits meet hoodies)

  • Nov. 25-27: Finance Magnates London Summit 2025. Because 2024 wasn’t enough. 🗓️
  • Nov. 26: Digital Securities and Digital Cash Summit Frankfurt. Fancy. 🎩
  • Nov. 26-28: Excellence in Digital Banking International Summit 2025 (Amsterdam). More excellence, please. 🌟
  • Nov. 27-28: The Digital Asset Conference III (London). Third time’s the charm? 🍀

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2025-11-24 12:25