🤪 Dave Portnoy’s Wallet: ‘Yours or Mine?!’

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In the cutthroat world of crypto trading, where fortunes are won and lost in the wink of an eye… or the flip of a coin, our hero Dave Portnoy-yes, the king of Barstool Sports-is stirring the pot once more! 🍿😂 Recently, he wielded his mighty keyboard and posted a tweet that brought on grimaces from the XRP bears: Imagine, oh imagine, not buying the dip?! That’s a crime punishable by moenia duty to feel envy! 📉💸 But Portnoy, my sweet friend, couldn’t do it. Not even if he tried! He loves the thrill of the dip-dance, whether it’s with XRP, ETH, or BTC. 🕺✨

Imagine not buying the dip?! Couldn’t be me 😂😂😂 $xrp $eth $btc
– Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) November 24, 2025

Here’s the scoop: just the other day, our lovable daredevil shockingly forked out $1 million for some XRP. (A whole lotta impeazy, huh?!) This came after the digital currency took a seriously serious nosedive, nearly kissing the fabulous $2 mark goodbye. But fear not, because Dave doesn’t exactly play the long game here. Nope, he’s more about “betting and setting it”, a.k.a. making lightning-fast decisions faster than you can say “rekt”.

Remember that time, a while back, when he scored a bunch of XRP only to later say “bye-bye” at about $2.40? Yeah, that was after getting spooked by Circle/USDC. And then, you know what they say about the Widowmaker? Get out fast-or get toasted!-because XRP shot up by 60% right after he cashed out. Portnoy shared his regret like an eye-rolling soap opera star, tearfully wishing he’d hung on just 36 more hours! 🤦‍♂️💧

XRP Strikes Back

And now, much to everyone’s erratic delight, XRP is gallantly battling its way up, now trading at a tidy $2.24 after a nifty 8% rise over the last day. 📈 Firmly aided by the exhilarating vibe of ETF launches making headlines as we speak, it’s more than enough to send Portnoy off in a tizzy! ETFs? Oh boy, they’re like the new romcoms of finance! 📽️💑

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2025-11-25 08:38