Ah, the infamous Hyperliquid “OG Whale” – the cryptoverse’s own version of that smug uncle who brags about predicting the housing crash while sipping a martini. After pocketing nearly $200 million from the October market implosion (and probably buying a solid gold yacht with it), this aquatic mystery creature has now thrown $44.5 million into Ether longs like it’s a Black Friday sale at a mattress store. 🛏️💰
The whale, also known by its stage name “$10B HyperUnit Whale” (because why not?), casually added another $10 million to its position on Monday. According to Arkham Intelligence – the blockchain’s answer to Sherlock Holmes, but with fewer pipe-smoking deductions – this whale is already up $300K in less than an hour. At this rate, they’ll be richer than Scrooge McDuck by lunchtime. 🦆💸
Since last month, this whale has been making headlines for its uncanny ability to short the market at just the right moment, like a psychic octopus predicting World Cup winners. If they’re right again, Ether (ETH) might just moon harder than a SpaceX launch. 🚀🌕
Who is this whale? Good question. Arkham Intelligence lists them as an “unverified custom entity,” which is tech-speak for “we have no clue, but their wallet is fatter than a Thanksgiving turkey.” Garret Jin, former CEO of the dearly departed BitForex, insists he’s not the whale – though he did admit to knowing the person, probably after blockchain sleuths cornered him like paparazzi outside a nightclub. 🕵️♂️🔍
Meanwhile, ETH has climbed 2% in the last 24 hours, currently sitting at a cozy $2,900 – which, in crypto terms, means it could either double or crash by tomorrow. Analysts are pointing at futures data like tarot card readers, whispering about market bottoms, but honestly, at this point, flipping a coin might be just as reliable. Heads for bulls, tails for bears. 🐂🐻
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2025-11-25 09:16