Legendary trader Peter Brandt just dropped a crypto bombshell: Bitcoin might hit $200K-$250K next bull run. Because nothing says “fun math” like watching numbers go down… and then down some more. 🧮💸
Exponential decay, he says, is basically nature’s way of saying “slow down, you’re fine.” Except for Bitcoin, which apparently thinks “slow down” is a suggestion. 🐢
Each price crash gets tinier proportionally, but hey, absolute prices are still high enough to make your wallet cry. Cry harder, investors! 🤡
Brandt’s advice? Buckle up and plan for chaos. Because nothing says “market structure” like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. 🎢
Is $40K next?
Monday’s Bitcoin crash was like a bad breakup: it started at $91K, ended at $86K, and took $200B with it. 💔
BOJ’s 10-year JGB yield spike? A 2008-level drama queen moment. PBOC’s crypto ban? Just another day in crypto purgatory. 🔥
Brandt’s take? Bitcoin might bottom at $40K. But don’t get excited-it’s probably just a “dead cat bounce,” aka a twerk gone wrong. 🐱💥
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2025-12-01 21:51