Ah, dear reader, let us speak of the great Bitcoin ballet, where sovereign funds waltz into the market like overzealous clowns, tossing gold coins into the air as the price pirouettes from its lofty perch of $126,000 to the more modest $80,000. Larry Fink, that jester of finance, whispers of these nameless sultans of wealth, who, with the patience of a teapot waiting to boil, sip from the chalice of dips, declaring each slide a “buying opportunity” with the gravitas of a priest blessing a croissant. “Gradual and long-term,” he coos, as if Bitcoin were a marriage of convenience, not a rollercoaster 🎢. One might ask: Are they investors… or madmen dressed in pinstripes? Only time will tell if their vaults brim with wisdom or a sack of digital confetti. 🤷♂️💸
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2025-12-04 17:41