Ah, Vivek Ramaswamy-entrepreneur, visionary, or perhaps just a man with an insatiable appetite for digital gold? His brainchild, Strive Inc., has embarked on yet another financial escapade, this time hawking $500 million worth of SATA preferred shares. Fresh off the heels of a triumphant Nasdaq debut at $80 a pop (because why not?), the firm now seeks to fatten its Bitcoin coffers-without the pesky inconveniences of loans or share dilution. How noble! 🎩
As of November 7, 2025, Strive boasts a modest collection of 7,525 BTC, valued at a mere $761 million (assuming Bitcoin still behaves at $101K per coin-bless its volatile heart). But why stop there? With ambitions of swallowing Semler whole, Ramaswamy dreams of amassing over 22,000 BTC. Because nothing says “financial stability” like betting the farm on an asset that occasionally forgets its own value overnight. Truly, Strive is poised to become the reigning monarch of Bitcoin hoarding-long may it reign (or crash). 👑💸
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2025-12-10 08:52