🚀 Chainalysis Goes Cloud-Crazy on AWS: Crypto Sleuths Rejoice! 🕵️‍♂️

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In a move that can only be described as a triumph of the absurdly inevitable, the crypto-sleuths at Chainalysis have flung their Solutions suite onto the Amazon Web Services Marketplace, as though the cloud were a bottomless pit of opportunity waiting to be filled with blockchain intelligence. 🌩️✨

Not content with merely existing, the firm has also sashayed into the AWS ISV Accelerate program, a marketplace ménage à trois that promises to dangle incentives before potential customers like so many carrots before a particularly dim-witted donkey. 🐴💰

According to a press release dated December 11, Chainalysis will unleash its full arsenal of Crypto Compliance, Crypto Investigations, and Data Solutions products upon the unsuspecting AWS clientele. One can only imagine the delight of AWS users as they navigate this new labyrinth of blockchain wizardry. 🧙‍♂️📊

Chainalysis solutions are now available on @awscloud, making our blockchain intelligence tools more accessible to thousands of AWS customers. Organizations can now seamlessly procure and manage Chainalysis through their AWS accounts. 🎉🤓

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– Chainalysis (@chainalysis) December 11, 2025

Expanding Availability Via Cloud Infrastructure

The inimitable Jonathan Levin, CEO and co-founder of Chainalysis, declared the AWS Marketplace launch “a critical step” in the company’s grand mission. With a flourish worthy of a Victorian novelist, he added that this integration would accelerate digital adoption by placing the firm’s data and software “at the fingertips of those working at the forefront of the industry.” One can almost hear the collective gasp of the tech elite. 🧤💻

The AWS Marketplace, a behemoth among developer repositories, and AWS itself, the undisputed titan of cloud services with a market share of 29% as of Q3 2025, provide a stage befitting Chainalysis’s ambitions. Despite AWS cloud services accounting for a mere 18% of Amazon’s total sales, they somehow manage to conjure up 60% of the company’s revenue. A financial sleight of hand, if ever there was one. 🎩💸

Amazon, ever the sphinx, keeps its AWS Marketplace client sales figures under lock and key, but whispers suggest at least a million active users, with a titillating 10% registered as enterprise clients. One wonders how many will now find themselves ensnared in Chainalysis’s blockchain web. 🕸️🏢

With this AWS integration, Chainalysis positions itself to bask in the reflected glory of AWS’s market dominance and the imprimatur of the AWS ISV Accelerate program. To be accepted into this hallowed circle, a firm must endure a vetting process so rigorous it makes the Spanish Inquisition look like a tea party. 🧐🔍

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2025-12-12 00:31