Exor Dismisses Tether’s Juve Offer: A Tale of Pride, Euros, and a Little Sarcasm ⚽💰

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Exor Dismisses Tether’s Juve Offer: A Tale of Pride, Euros, and a Little Sarcasm ⚽💰

Ah, mes amis! What a spectacle! Exor, the venerable guardian of Juventus, has quashed Tether’s audacious proposal-a mere €1.1 billion, mind you-to snatch a controlling 65.4% of the glorious Old Lady. Quelle surprise! 😲

  • Exor, with the steadfastness of a true French aristocrat refusing to sell their ancestral château, rejected Tether’s all-cash offer.
  • Tether, ever the dreamer, fancied buying control at €2.66 per share, offering a handsome €1 billion in promises-like a lion offering a paw but planning to keep the whole lion’s den.
  • The Agnelli family, those noble custodians for over a century, reaffirmed their unwavering loyalty-evidently, they aren’t ready to hand over the keys and retire to some tropical island. 🌴

On December 13, 2025, right after Tether’s valiant €1.1 billion bid, the family firm declared, “We shall not part with our cherished Juventus, not even for shiny new coins, no matter how crypto-native your heart is, dear Tether!”

Exor declared with a flourish: “No sale, no sale, not even for a billion (€1B)!” – apparently the furniture in their trust is not for sale, nor their soul. 💼

As the board wisely observed, “Juventus is a storied and fabulous club-ours for over a century, from the days of black-and-white films to today’s viral memes.” 🎥

Tether’s Offer: €2.66 per Share & a Billion Reasons to Smile

Offering €2.66 per share-a 21% premium over December 12’s €2.19 closing-Tether dreams of a takeover, promising an extra €1 billion for “club development” if their bid succeeds. Because nothing says “sports investment” like a blockchain-backed handshake! 🤝

CEO Paolo Ardoino, in a moment of honest passion, claimed he grew up cheering for Juventus-probably high on stablecoins and nostalgia.

Meanwhile, Exor’s John Elkann sounded as if he’d just finished narrating a family saga: “Juventus has been ours for 102 years, through thick and thin, scandals, and glorious victories. We’re not selling-except maybe our funny socks.” 🧦

Tether’s Stakes: 11.5%, More Than Just a Fan Badge

By February 2025, Tether had already amassed an 11.5% stake, playing hard to get as second-in-command behind Exor. It’s like a love story, but with more euros and less romance. ❤️

Left with limited options, Tether can keep its minority share, buy more on the open market-for less than €2.66 a share, ideally-or simply step back and watch Juventus continue to be owned by the Agnelli dynasty, champions since 1923-through scandals, victories, and maybe a few more crypto proposals.

In short, dear friends, the noble tales of passion, finance, and stubborn pride roll on, with Juventus-chaque génération mieux qu’avant. Vive la famille Agnelli! ⚽🏆

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2025-12-14 20:08