Binance’s Scam Saga: When Listing Dreams Turn Into Fraud Nightmares 🚨

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Binance is stomping its foot like a grumpy giant, shouting, “NO LISTING FEES, NO PROMISES, NO FANCY DANCING MIDDLEMEN!” 🚫💸

The Great Binance Scamapalooza 🎪

Hold onto your crypto hats, folks! Binance just dropped a sparkly memo about fake agents swarming token projects like ants at a picnic. Spoiler: They don’t charge fees. They don’t hire middlemen. And if someone claims they do? They’re as trustworthy as a chocolate teapot. 🍫

CZ, the wizard formerly known as Changpeng Zhao, tweeted with the enthusiasm of a man who’s seen way too many con artists:

“If someone says they can magic your token onto Binance, they’re a scammer. Report them. We’ll add them to our ‘naughty list’ and maybe even publish their names in the Villain’s Hall of Fame. 📜”

He also mentioned a President tried to pull strings. CZ’s reply? “Nice try, but even world leaders can’t bribe us with cookies.” 🍪

Binance’s listing process is less ‘open buffet’ and more ‘secret recipe.’ Projects slither through Binance Alpha (baby tokens!), Futures (spicy derivatives!), and Spot (the big leagues!). But don’t pack confetti yet-it’s a grueling gauntlet of quality checks, user metrics, and “tokenomics” that’d make a mathlete weep. 🧮

The bad news? Scammers are out here impersonating Binance agents like it’s a Halloween party. 🎃 Binance’s response? “We don’t do middlemen! If a ‘consultant’ offers help, they’re a fraud with a capital F. And yes, we’ll sue them into the Stone Age.” 🗨️

“No Binance rep will ever ask for cash. If they do, they’re a 🦹♂️. Don’t pay them. Don’t even say hello. Just report them and watch us rain legal fury!”

Oh, and Binance’s whistleblowing bounty? Up to $5 million. So if you spot a scammer, grab your detective hat and get sleuthing! 🕵️♂️

FAQ ⏰

  • Does Binance charge fees for listings?
    Nope! Unless you’re paying with magic beans. 🌱
  • Can consultants help?
    No! Unless they’re selling magic beans. 🎩🐇
  • How do tokens get listed?
    It’s a witch’s brew of compliance, traction, and “tokenomics.” Good luck! 🧙♀️
  • Got scammed?
    Report it! We’ll send a thank-you card… or a lawsuit. 📨

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2025-12-18 06:58