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Ah, gentle readers, let us don our most flamboyant triple-wool coats and gather \’round, for the tale of Bitcoin is but a grand farce where greed and fear conspire in dizzying cacophony! To wit: The coin, trading at 87,520 écus at last count, has plummeted 8% since Jan 1st, while the esteemed Crypto Fear & Greed Index (a most curious almanac for our times) plunged to 20, clamoring “Extreme Fear!” ten times hotter than an under-seasoned omelet from a Madame Bovary\’s kitchen. 🐻
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Analysts: Society\’s Darlings, Part-Time Herbalists
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Samson Mow, that most modern of Jan3 court jesters, declares 2025 “the bear market” (a bold claim, lest he wishes to trade brooches in the moonlight)! Soon after, PlanC, that soothsayer of candlestick charts, intones Bitcoin hath never had twin red candles consecutively. One might suppose the coin is but a doddering baron whose heirs bicker over the silverware. 🔥
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“2025 was the bear market!”
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– Samson Mow, 2025; presumably between sips of his apéritif.
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Bullish Prophets and Their Divine Whiskers
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Oh, but our drama thickens! The Learned Kendrick of Standard Chartered and young-upstart Chhugani of Bernstein, both sporting mustaches of farcical proportions, proclaim Bitcoin to 150,000 come 2026! Charles Hoskinson of Cardano, that modern-day Don Juan of algorithms, dares suggest 250,000, while Hayes and Lee grin like Cheshire cats (if cats smoked pipes). But good heavens, where are we now? Between Scylla and Charybdis again, are we not? 🐯
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Yet the gauntlet is thrown. The numbers_index reports fear has been pervasive like a minuet in quadrille – precise, persistent, and ever-pernicious. Bitcoin, Princess Fortuna herself, lies trapped within the harem of conflicting forecasts. Traders hold their breath, as if watching a jester on a tightrope weaving a unicycle of arithmetic. 🤹
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Mike McGlone of Bloomberg Intelligence, that solemn elder with a mustache like a frozen comma, predicts a 60% fall from BTC\’s 126,000 halos. Meanwhile, Jurrien Timmer of Fidelity-strapped in a corset of noble reserve-bolsters the $65,000 flirtation. One wonders, in the spirit of Molière, if these are not mere philosophers in a hall of mirrors, arguing over coins in a world that floats like bergamot. ❄️
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Numbers waltz like jesters in a gala-150k, 250k, 65k are the new psalms. Traders plot their courses in the haze of regulated products and corporate treasuries, squinting at on-chain data like a meditating monk deciphering astrological heraldry. Yet volatile as our heroine-Bitcoin-the game remains a most perilous masquerade of genius and madness! Bet wisely. 🪙
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Ah, gentle readers, let us don our most flamboyant triple-wool coats and gather ’round, for the tale of Bitcoin is but a grand farce where greed and fear conspire in dizzying cacophony! To wit: The coin, trading at 87,520 écus at last count, has plummeted 8% since Jan 1st, while the esteemed Crypto Fear & Greed Index (a most curious almanac for our times) plunged to 20, clamoring “Extreme Fear!” ten times hotter than an under-seasoned omelet from a Madame Bovary’s kitchen. 🐻
Analysts: Society’s Darlings, Part-Time Herbalists
Samson Mow, that most modern of Jan3 court jesters, declares 2025 “the bear market” (a bold claim, lest he wishes to trade brooches in the moonlight)! Soon after, PlanC, that soothsayer of candlestick charts, intones Bitcoin hath never had twin red candles consecutively. One might suppose the coin is but a doddering baron whose heirs bicker over the silverware. 🔥
“2025 was the bear market!”
– Samson Mow, 2025; presumably between sips of his apéritif.
Bullish Prophets and Their Divine Whiskers
Oh, but our drama thickens! The Learned Kendrick of Standard Chartered and young-upstart Chhugani of Bernstein, both sporting mustaches of farcical proportions, proclaim Bitcoin to 150,000 come 2026! Charles Hoskinson of Cardano, that modern-day Don Juan of algorithms, dares suggest 250,000, while Hayes and Lee grin like Cheshire cats (if cats smoked pipes). But good heavens, where are we now? Between Scylla and Charybdis again, are we not? 🐯
Yet the gauntlet is thrown. The numbers_index reports fear has been pervasive like a minuet in quadrille – precise, persistent, and ever-pernicious. Bitcoin, Princess Fortuna herself, lies trapped within the harem of conflicting forecasts. Traders hold their breath, as if watching a jester on a tightrope weaving a unicycle of arithmetic. 🤹
Mike McGlone of Bloomberg Intelligence, that solemn elder with a mustache like a frozen comma, predicts a 60% fall from BTC’s 126,000 halos. Meanwhile, Jurrien Timmer of Fidelity-strapped in a corset of noble reserve-bolsters the $65,000 flirtation. One wonders, in the spirit of Molière, if these are not mere philosophers in a hall of mirrors, arguing over coins in a world that floats like bergamot. ❄️
Numbers waltz like jesters in a gala-150k, 250k, 65k are the new psalms. Traders plot their courses in the haze of regulated products and corporate treasuries, squinting at on-chain data like a meditating monk deciphering astrological heraldry. Yet volatile as our heroine-Bitcoin-the game remains a most perilous masquerade of genius and madness! Bet wisely. 🪙
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