Friday, that most fickle of days, unveils a symphony of digital serpents-Ethereum, Ripple, Cardano, Binance Coin, and Hyperliquid-each writhing in their own peculiar dance of greed and despair.
Ethereum (ETH)
Ethereum, that most enigmatic of digital serpents, slithered into 2026 with a greenish hue, only to be halted by the insurmountable wall of $3,340. Yet, as long as it clings to the $3,000 support, the buyersβ ballet continues, albeit with a slight limp. π
ETH closed the second week with a modest 1% gain-a flicker of hope, perhaps, or merely the last gasp of a dying flame. One might wonder if this is the dawn of a recovery or a prelude to a more dramatic fall. π
To ascend, ETH must conquer $3,340, transforming it from a barrier into a springboard. A feat as likely as a moth mastering flight. π¦

Ripple (XRP)
Ripple, that mercurial creature, surged 11% this week, reclaiming the $2 threshold, now a battleground where bulls and bears wage their eternal war. But beware-the $2 level is a precarious throne. πΊ
If XRP dares to dip below $2, sellers will pounce, eager to test the forgotten $1.8. A descent into the abyss, perhaps, or a calculated feint. π³οΈ
Let us hope the buyers, those elusive creatures, defend $2 with the fervor of a loverβs oath. Otherwise, XRPβs rally may be as fleeting as a dream. π«οΈ

Cardano (ADA)
Cardano, that stubborn mule, attempted to breach the 40-cent fortress but was repelled, as though the market itself had grown weary of its antics. Yet, it closed the week in green, a 7% gain that feels more like a sigh than a triumph. π
Should ADA falter, sellers will descend like vultures, eager to reclaim their lost domain. The 40-cent line is a line in the sand-cross it, and chaos ensues. π§
The coming days will decide whether ADA is a phoenix or a paper tiger. The market, that fickle judge, awaits. π§ββοΈ

Binance Coin (BNB)
Binance Coin, that overambitious youth, tested the $900 wall four times, each attempt weaker than the last. A testament to the resilience of sellers, or perhaps the folly of buyers. π§
If pressure mounts, BNB may break free, soaring to $1,000 and beyond-a dream as plausible as a unicornβs existence. It closed the week with a 2% gain, a small victory in a grander game. π¦
Should $900 become support, the path to $1,200 lies open. A new record? Perhaps. But let us not get ahead of ourselves. π

Hype (HYPE)
HYPE, that most delusional of creatures, closed the week with a 2% gain-a feeble flicker in the dark. Buyers hoped to reclaim $30, but sellers, ever vigilant, snuffed out their dreams. π¦
With sellers in control, HYPE is likely to retest $24, a relic of past resilience. Yet, the momentum remains stubbornly bearish, a shadow that refuses to lift. π
To escape its current plight, HYPE must turn $30 into a sanctuary. A task as daunting as convincing a rock to sing. πΆ

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2026-01-09 15:17