Crypto Index: A Most Regulated Affair! 🧐

Oh, do pay attention, darling. Nasdaq and CME Group have decided to dust off and re-present their Crypto Index. Apparently, one simply must have a “regulated benchmark” for all that digital jiggery-pokery. Honestly, the things they come up with!

They’ve rebranded it – rather dramatically, I think – to the Nasdaq CME Crypto Index. A joint effort, naturally. After all, thirty years of collaboration simply demands a slightly different name, doesn’t it? It’s all about providing investors with “transparent digital-asset exposure.” Transparent, you say? One remains skeptical. 🙄

The new index boasts “institutional-grade governance” (whatever that means), vetted exchanges and custodians, and is calculated by CF Benchmarks. Apparently, it supports over a billion dollars in assets across the U.S., Europe, and Latin America. Mr. Giovanni Vicioso of CME Group assures us this is a “combination of two gold standards.” Good heavens! One suspects he’s rather pleased with the sound of that. 💰

🧭 Frequently Asked, and Possibly Irrelevant, Questions

• What, pray tell, is the new name? The Nasdaq CME Crypto Index, naturally. One hopes you were listening.
• When did this grand announcement occur? January 8, 2026. Mark your calendars, won’t you? 🗓️
• Which fortunate regions will benefit from this? The United States, Europe, and Latin America. A rather exclusive club, don’t you think?
• And who’s holding the reins, so to speak? A joint committee of Nasdaq and CME Group. A committee! Oh, the bureaucracy of it all. 😩

2026-01-11 14:57

🧭 Frequently Asked, and Possibly Irrelevant, Questions

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