Shiba Inu’s Burn Rate Crashes 94%-Team Still Insists It’s a “Bull Market” 🐶🔥

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Oh, the drama! Despite the crypto market doing its best impression of a sinking ship, Shiba Inu soldiers on as the meme coin that just won’t quit-or should we say, won’t burn? 🚨 A loyal fanbase continues their Sisyphean task of shrinking SHIB’s supply, because nothing says “financial strategy” like lighting digital money on fire for funsies.

But here’s the kicker: Over the past 24 hours, the SHIB burn rate decided to take a nap-no, a napalm bath-collapsing 94% despite a recent pep talk from SHIB’s very own social media guru, Lucie. 📉 Because nothing motivates a community like a lukewarm tweet from a team member, right?

SHIB burn rate crashes harder than my New Year’s resolution to eat less cereal

According to Shibburn’s data, a measly 224,644 SHIB were incinerated in the last day. That’s like trying to drain the ocean with a teaspoon while wearing a snorkel. 🌊💸 For context, just days earlier, the community torched over 3 million SHIB in a single transaction. Three. Million. We’re not sure if that’s impressive or just sad-a bit like applauding someone for burning all their ex’s letters… in 2026.

To date, the SHIB army has vaporized 410 trillion coins (no, that’s not a typo) and staked another 3.8 trillion, which is crypto-speak for “we’re hiding them under a digital mattress for now.” 🤷♂️

Lucie spills the SOU: “Shib Owes You” or “Shib Needs Therapy”?

In a recent tweet that screamed “please don’t panic,” Lucie unveiled the SOU Recovery Framework-a plan so complex it could’ve been drafted by Rube Goldberg. SOU, which stands for “Shib Owes You,” was launched after the Shibarium hack of 2025, where hackers swiped funds and left users high and dry. The solution? Two layers of bureaucracy! 🧾

SOU Recovery Framework
Official Ethereum Claims and Community BSC Funding

Shib Owes You has two layers.

One is official.
One is community powered.

They do different jobs.

1) Official layer

SOU NFTs on Ethereum

This is the Shiba Inu team system.

These NFTs represent what…

– 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐄 (@LucieSHIB) January 10, 2026

The first layer? “SOU NFTs on Ethereum,” which Lucie insists are purely for tracking debt, not fundraising. Sure. And I’m the Queen of England. 🏰👑 The second layer? A “community recovery mechanism” that magically generates fees to fund… well, everything. Because nothing says “trust us” like asking investors to bankroll a recovery plan with a side hustle.

Lucie, ever the diplomat, tacked on a disclaimer: “This is just my vision, not the team’s!” 🙃 How noble. Blaming the intern for the dumpster fire of a plan. Classic.

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2026-01-12 16:29