Hoskinson’s Grand Silence: Crypto’s Hamlet Unplugs from X 🎭

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Behold, the enigmatic Charles Hoskinson, progenitor of Cardano, has vanished into the ether of silence on X, now in its 12th day of sublime obscurity. His last digital breath, exhaled on the first of January, was but a fleeting whisper before the curtain fell. Unlike his erstwhile loquacious self, he has since retreated into a hermitage of pixels and quietude. 🦋

In a video-a veritable swan song of sorts-Hoskinson proclaimed his sabbatical from the cacophony of X. “A few weeks, perhaps months,” he intoned, with the gravitas of a man bidding adieu to a tiresome soiree. “I may even uninstall the app,” he added, as if casting off a pair of ill-fitting slippers. “I have outgrown this platform,” he declared, with the air of a lepidopterist dismissing a moth-eaten net. 🦟

“Crypto must evolve,” he mused, his words dripping with the wisdom of a man who has stared too long into the abyss of blockchain. “We must change, think differently, act differently, and ultimately return to first principles.” Ah, first principles-the last refuge of the intellectually beleaguered. 🧠

Hoskinson, ever the martyr of misconstruction, lamented the misinterpretation of his every utterance. “I am not abandoning the cryptocurrency space,” he assured, with the fervor of a man protesting too much. “But my approach must change.” One imagines him now, ensconced in a velvet-lined study, penning long-form treatises and preparing for AMAs with the zeal of a Victorian novelist. 🖋️

Henceforth, the Cardano oracle shall focus on the lofty pursuits of writing, live streams, and new forms of communication. One can only hope his prose will be as Byzantine as his blockchain. 📜

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In other news, Cyber Hornet has filed an S-1 with the SEC for the Cyber Hornet S&P Crypto 10 ETF, a veritable Noah’s Ark of cryptocurrencies. ADA, that stalwart of the Cardano realm, has secured its berth alongside the titans BTC, ETH, and XRP. A menagerie of digital assets, if ever there was one. 🐝

The Cardano Critical Integrations Budget Info Action, a mouthful of bureaucratic grandeur, has been ratified and is already bearing fruit. Pyth and Dune, those twin stars of the data firmament, are now integrated into the Cardano network. Progress, it seems, marches on, even as its founder retreats into silence. 🚀

Phillip Pon, CEO of Emurgo, has revealed that at least two contracts are under review, their progress slowed by the slothful pace of the holidays. “More news soon,” he promises, with the vague optimism of a weatherman predicting sunshine. 🌤️

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2026-01-13 16:18