In the hallowed halls of the blockchain cosmos, Charles Hoskinson, architect of Cardano, unleashed a tempest of words on 19 January 2026, 19:00 local time, accusing the cryptographic world of flirting with a leviathan in the form of the US Clarity Act. This bureaucratic octopus, with 137 tentacles of amendment, seeks to enshrine the SEC as the crypto pope, forcing projects into a liturgical dance of “beg and plead” 🤒📜.
“These are the same benefactors who sued, jabs, and shut us down. They offer you crumbs as communion.” 🎉🩸
He concluded with a warning veiled in tragicomic inevitability: the legislation, once passed, would calcify like the Securities Exchange Act of 1933. “Change this law? You might as well teach a snowflake to levitate,” he scoffed. “Regulation? It’s a monument to folly. Fight chaos, Brad-or rot in it.” 💀
Ah, but why not collaborate, Charles? Focus on sculpting the bill, not needling Brad like a grumpy toad. 🐸
– Vet (@Vet_X0) 19 January 2026
Amidst the storm, Hoskinson warned of a crypto future reduced to a custodial dystopia, where KYC checks and reversible transactions reign. “Did I dream of handing the revolution to 15 banks?” he lamented. “Now transactions are frozen with a sneeze!” 🥶💳
He also condemned the “toxic learned hopelessness” of the industry’s discourse, comparing it to a frog in boiling water. X/Twitter, the stage of his anguished broadcasts, was now merely a passive echo chamber. “The masses demand instant tea, but real innovation simmers in secret,” he concluded, a philosopher in a basement. ☕ NVIDIA
Meanwhile, XRP’s price drifted at $1.95-an absurd little boat in this tempest of egos. 🚤
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2026-01-19 10:52