Grubhub Buys Sorrow with $5M Settlement – Who’s Dining on the Dole?

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Behold, the mighty Grubhub, titan of takeout tyranny, has finally caved and will now shower you with the life-changing gift of $10 site credit. Because nothing says “sorry” like a coupon for tacos that cost $20 before delivery fees.

In a masterclass of corporate accountability, Charles Wang and his band of crusaders have sued Grubhub for, gasp, not being transparent about fees. Imagine! Between 2019 and 2026 (yes, they’re still sorting out the past), Grubhub allegedly tricked you into paying for a “service fee” while also charging you to breathe near their app.

If you’ve ever ordered food in California during this epic era of confusion, congratulations! You’re now part of a “class” that gets to collect $10 like it’s Monopoly money. Grubhub’s total payout? A staggering $5 million-enough to fund a small revolution or, more likely, a lifetime supply of soggy pizza.

Claim your prize by May 12th, or risk being left with nothing but regret and a fridge full of expired hummus. The court’s final approval? April 29th. Grubhub, of course, denies all wrongdoing. Because what’s a multi-million-dollar settlement if not a heartfelt apology?

“The Court hasn’t decided who’s right or wrong,” they say, “but hey, let’s just split the difference and give everyone a discount code!” A true win-win: Grubhub avoids the chaos of a trial, and you get to pretend you were compensated for the trauma of overpaying for sushi.

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2026-02-21 19:12