Oh no, not again! Shiba Inu has officially joined the ranks of the financially responsible-thanks to OnePay, a Walmart-majority-owned fintech app so fancy, it’s basically a unicorn in a suit. Shibizens, the crypto equivalent of a group chat with a PhD, are already crying into their coffee. “SHIB is now live on OnePay!” they tweet, as if this is the first time a meme coin has been deemed worthy of a Walmart checkout line.
On March 20, OnePay announced it’s expanding its “crypto platform” (read: a glorified piggy bank for your digital dreams) by adding 10 new assets. Because nothing says “financial empowerment” like buying Dogecoin with a credit card you’ll never pay off. Shiba Inu is now officially a “supported asset,” which is just a fancy way of saying it’s now a valid form of payment for a bag of chips. Or so we hope.
SHIB is now live on OnePay.
OnePay is a Walmart-majority-owned fintech app valued at $4B, with over 3M monthly active users.
The app offers banking, savings, credit cards, BNPL, and investing. Crypto access starts from $1, with tracking, alerts, and recurring purchases…
– Shibarium | SHIB.IO (@Shibizens) March 21, 2026
Other crypto assets added include XRP, Solana (SOL), Dogecoin (DOGE), Cardano (ADA), Bitcoin Cash (BCH), Chainlink (LINK), PAX Gold (PAXG), Polkadot (DOT) and Uniswap (UNI). Because why stop at one meme? The update brings the total number of supported assets on the platform to 12, including Bitcoin (BTC) and Ethereum (ETH), which were available at launch. Because nothing says “financial stability” like having both a cryptocurrency and a real currency. Or so the experts say.
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The addition implies that crypto assets, including Shiba Inu, will be able to be utilized by users at Walmart stores. Because nothing says “luxury shopping” like paying for a loaf of bread with a token that’s worth less than a bag of chips. OnePay allows users to make purchases at Walmart stores, on Walmart’s website and in the app with smaller, fixed, monthly payments through its OnePay Later app. Because who needs savings when you can just pay it off in installments? (Spoiler: Everyone.)
Shiba Inu gains regulatory clarity
Shiba Inu gained regulatory clarity this week as the SEC released long-awaited guidance after over a decade of uncertainty. Because nothing says “regulatory clarity” like a 10-year delay and a 3% drop in price. The crypto industry got a regulatory win in the U.S. when the Securities and Exchange Commission unveiled new details on how it will classify cryptocurrencies, with most mature cryptocurrencies, including Shiba Inu, deemed non-securities. This classification comes with more regulatory burdens. Because nothing says “burden” like being a “non-security.”
At the time of writing, SHIB was down 3.63% in the last 24 hours to $0.00000577 and down 1.52% weekly as the price extended a sell-off from the March 16 high of $0.00000644. Because nothing says “stability” like a 3% drop in a day. Shiba Inu attempted a rebound after, but it was not sustained as the price declined over the weekend, now entering its second day. At the time of writing, Shiba Inu spot trading volumes have declined, suggesting less trading activity early Sunday. Shiba Inu volume is down 26.25% in the last 24 hours to $104.52 million. Because nothing says “activity” like a 26% drop in volume.
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2026-03-22 19:47