Ah, Messieurs et Mesdames, behold the new comedy upon the grand crypto stage! Today, the market performs like a blustering baron at a masquerade, parading a most prodigious cap of 3.46 trillion—an addition of 1.66%, as CoinMarketCap’s clever scribes do declare, while trading volumes swoon and leap to $145.26 billion, a 44.69% jump! The crowd gasps—the farce thickens. 🤹
In the role of King—no surprise—le grand seigneur Bitcoin, strutting about at $110,853, bears a market cap as fat as a crooked duke: $2.2 trillion! Its purse for the day? $61.7 billion. Yet, quelle catastrophe, this mighty monarch finds his crown slipping by 0.25%! The court whispers, the altcoins sniff opportunity—and the intrigue begins anew.
Top Performers and Notable Movers
Who is this waddling with panache onto the stage? None but Pudgy Penguins! With a cheeky 32.68% leap to $0.019589 and a market cap beyond $1.23 billion, these plump jesters revel in over $863 million traded. Bravo, Penguins, bravo! 🐧 Next, enter Dogwifhat, prancing with 11.52% ascendancy at $0.9677, barking up a tree with $515 million volume. Virtual Protocol pirouettes behind, up 8% at $1.61—oh, how they all seek the audience’s favor.
Yet, as in all comedies, not everyone finds their fortune. Poor Aave, stumbling down the stairs—minus 2.58% to $293.44, clutching $578 million as if it were a last crust of bread. Cronos limps along, minus 1.94% at $0.0935, and Sei writhes at minus 1.78%, settling at $0.2612. Someone bring the smelling salts for these bashful tokens!
Meanwhile, in the wings, what spectacle unfurls? Bitcoin ETFs—led by BlackRock and Fidelity—collect $53 billion, while the troupe of spot ETFs manages a staggering $150 billion, a mere double of last year’s take. One must tip one’s hat (or penguin) to such institutional buffoonery, all applauding the benevolence of America’s current whimsical court.🎭
Thus concludes our performance—for today! Return tomorrow; the comedy of coins, it never ends.
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